getcho ass out. i'm from the A, i came to party til i pass out. (lol i accidentally pressed enter earlier and posted this, so uh, i guess this is an edit.) I'm listening to the Hush Sound. I kinda like them? the guy sounds like that nigger from Fall Out Boy, though. yuckies. anyways, this week is MAP testing. MAP stands for Missouri Assesment Program, so I assume that Missouri is the only state that does MAP testing. Unless you just like, changed the first letter to the letter of the state. lol, Pennsylvania would be PAP. Florida would be FAP, ahahahhahahahahahaah. i can't think of any other funny ones. hahaha. anyways, freshman and juniors don't test so basically we've been doing fuckall all week. god, it's so damn boring. we have a bunch of presentors coming in and talking about college and other random shit. lolllll, one presentor today was talking about sexual harassment, and i fell asleep during right? so i woke up at the end when she was passing something out and i was stretching and trying to grab the table behind me (without looking) and totally grabbed her thigh. i was like, "OH. MY. GOD. LOL. SORRY." and she didn't like, laugh or even smile or anything so it was totally awkward. anyways, this week is also Senior Week which means that alllll the seniors are all gone. there was only 3 people in my math class on monday, and 2 in Housing and 4 in English. hahaha. there's 40 seniors this year, i think. probably the biggest graduating class we've had since i moved here. god, little towns suck. onto more important things: i got my room clean and my bike pimped out. i'm so excited for this summer dude. holy shit. i seriously have a feeling this summer is going to be E-P-I-C. so since everyone else has their little handy dandy qoutes at the end of all their entries, i decided i wanted to jump on the bandwagon but put little cool facts on the end of mine, since i'm literally just full of useless information. hahaha. DID YOU KNOW... In 2002 the average driver spent 62 hours stopped in traffic. L.A. drivers spent 163. p.s. check out Index for Potential Suicide

FOUND MY BIKE

maaaaaan, a long time ago i decided i was gonna go for a bike ride but it was like 2 o'clock in them orning and i got super lost so i just called my friend to pick me up but before he got there i just threw my bike over this fence and took off walking towards the highway. i misss my bike now. i'm gonna go look for it. and then clean my room some more. (i haven't made any progress since the other day i posted. :P) i'll post later niglets.

ohhhhh maaaaaan, brooooooo. i didn't do an english paper that's worth 150 points, so i skipped school. hahahahahaha. god i hope i won't become a fucking burnout. so the other day i was talking to my dad and he's like, 'what're you guys doing tomorrow?' and i was like "yer mom kekekekeke" and he goes, "you're... doing.. my..mom?... oh, well that's okay. 'cause i already did yours." hahahahahahahahahaahah. dude i cracked up for fucking ever. god, i luf my dad. he's so funny. he smoked up my friends the other day. that was probably one of the best nights i've had in a long time. minus getting home 30 minutes before i had to leave for work. eeeeeeeeeeee and then there was this other really funny thing that happened, i don't know if i can really explain it on here, but the other day me and Steven were driving up to Jodi's house, and he pointed to this tractor and was like, "that's mine." and then i was like, "ohh man this is awkward, 'cause that's actually mine. then there was like 30 seconds of silence and he goes, "wow. picked the wrong time to lie." ahahahahaha. man. oh yeah! and fuckin LOLOL. yesterday, holy shit! I went over to my friend's house to talk to him about a couple problems and his fuckin mom was home (every time ive been over there she was asleep or not there, and i hadn't met his dad yet.) and she was cracking me UP! oh my god dude. fuckin we went outside to smoke, right? and cockass just grabbed the joint and put it behind his ear and walked through the living room, and i was totally sure if his mom was cool with it so i kinda hung back a little bit, but his fucking MOM was like, "hey you guys better wait for me!" so yeah. we got high. with his mom. awwwwwkward. and then my friend went in the other room to talk to his girlfriend on the phone and i was just layin on the couch baked as hell watchin Dr. Doolittle and she comes over there and sits RIGHT next to me and starts talking all kinds of shit on my friend's girlfriend, hahahaha. and then she was like, "if you tell my son i'm telling you this, i'll kill you!" and i was like *giggle giggle giggle* i won't say anything" and she was like "no. i'm serious." like all dead straight-faced and everything andi was just like, "oh. uh. i won't say anything." hahahahahaha. like 5 seconds later she's like "GODDAMNIT MY FUCKING CURTAIN RODS ARE CROOKED! AINT NOTHIN EVER NICE IN THIS HOUSE CAUSE IT'S FUCKIN A HOUSE FULL OF PIGS!" (she's the only girl that lives there, hahaha.) and then i comforted her on her crooked curtain rods, and the night ended in all of us wrestling. i came home at like 8 so i could start cleaning my room. that shit is messssssssssy. damn. anyways, i better get off here so i can clean some more. i think it's gonna take me a couple of days to finish it, hahahah. see you later potato slayerssss.

prom's tonight, woo0o0o buddy. a lot of senior girls' have been talking shit on me (not to my face, of course. rofl.) and i know they'll say something when i roll up. and fuckin the goddamn spanish teacher is the biggest prick in the world. seriously. she's very incredibly stuck-up and i'm bout to bust a cap in a nigga. the other day i was the ONLY one walking down the hallway, and she was behind me and goes, "haaaai!!!" and so i turned around and waved and was like "hai!" back, and she gave me the most putrid, dirtiest, demeaning look i have ever gotten. and believe you me, i've gotten a lot of those. anyways, i just laughed obnoxiously loud and was like, "what the fuck is that?" and then ran in my class really quick (she was in front of me by that time) and then like 2 hours later i went to ask her a question and she completely ignored me. so i walked in her room and stood in front of her desk. still ignored. so THEN i fucking just climbed on her desk and was like, "HI ALMIGHTY SPANISH TEACHER (i don't know her name, haha), I HAVE A QUESTION IF YOU MAY TAKE A MINUTE OUT OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME TO TALK TO ME." she's a cuntrag. literally. she thinks she's better than everyone and isn't afraid to show it. she's very racist, too. and a bodybuilder. wtf. fuckin piece of shit. anyways /end spanish teacher cuntrag rant. listen to iamerror. http://www.myspace.com/iamerror your mind might explode. personally, my favorite songs are Hairy Monster and Wecamewithbrokeneardrums. what are yours?

If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? -a jellyfish, because one of them mothers stung me once and I still want revenge. Whos your favorite redhead? -Lucille Ball. Isn't she everyone in TV Land's favorite redhead? What do you order when your at IHOP? -french toast because I'm too lazy to make it myself. Yummmmm....french toast. Last book you read? -I'm rereading "East of Eden" by Steinbeck. That's right, America, I'm literate. Deal with it. Describe your mood. -swinging. Describe the last time you were injured? -well, I don't know if this counts, but I chipped a fingernail yesterday. It was pretty traumatic. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? -why would two people be stuck in a well together? Deserted island, yes...a well? I don't think so. You'd have to be pretty much of a dumbass to fall in a well you just saw someone else fall into. And my friends are NOT dumbasses. Most of them. Rock concert or symphony? -actually been to both, but gonna have to go with the rock concert. The drugs are better. Or so I hear. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? -ST. LOUIEEEEEEE Favorite Soda? -Mountain Dew What type of shirt are you wearing? -a grey one. If you could only use one form of transportation... -a space shuttle. Most recent movie you have watched in the theater. -Shutter. ...sucks. Drop tons of acid before you go see it. Name a celebrity you have had the hots for: -HAD? I still have the hots for Johnny Depp. Yummmm....Johnny Depp. Whats your favorite kind of cake? -German Chocolate. Guhhhh. What did you have for dinner last night? -Ah fuck me if I even remember last night. Look to your left, what do you see? -My box of goldfish that I wanna eat really bad but they're... just... out.. of reach.... Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? -that sounds like a lot of unnecessary bending over to me. Plus, I rock the velcro. Hell yeah. Favorite toy as a child? -ice skates. Is that a toy? If not, then my pedal tractor. Yeah, I had a lot of fun on my pedal tractor on the 7 feet of sidewalk we had. Do you buy your own groceries? -no, I've hooked up with the grocery fairy and he brings whatever I need, whenever I want. Look into it; it's great. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? -they talk about me to my face, so I'm gonna go with a "yes" on this one. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? -November 25, 1989. It was a horrible experience that was seared into my brain forevermore. What is your favorite fruit? -blueberries. Like blueberry french toast. Yummm....blueberry french toast on Johnny Depp. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? -lol. no. Do you like running long distances? -I don't like running any distance. Have you ever eaten snow? -good grief, who hasn't? Look, myspace, you're going to have to put a little more thought into these questions. What color are your bedsheets? -floral because they make me feel like a princess. Whats your favorite flower? -Pillsbury. Oh wait a minute, I think I misunderstood the question. Do you do ballet? -Who is ballet? I'm pretty sure I don't. Do you listen to classical music? -and play it on the piano. That's right, America, I'm cultured. Deal with it. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? -the Beverly Hillbillies. That could so be us if we'd just hit a damn oil well. Do you watch Sponge bob? -no... wtf What temperature is it outside right now? -not warm enough. Do people consider you smart -my boss does, and she's the one who pays me. How many piercings do you have? -i have one in each ear and there will be no more. Are you signed on AIM? -no. msn ftw. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? -yes. Yes, I have. Shut up. Grade school is boring. How do you feel about your family? -I feel it's a good thing blood is thicker than water. Do you have an iPod? -a Nano

today is a good day. so far. it's 1:17 PM and i've been at work where basically nothing can/ever happens. i just talked to my exboy. we got into a huge fight last night and he basically told me to fuck off and hung up on me, and then when i didn't call back being all "baby,baby plz" he got even more pissed and had the audacity to call ME back and bitch me out some more. then it was my turn to hang up, hah. i tried apologizing this morning (it WAS partly my fault, i woke him up to talk for a few, then he wanted to talk longer but i had a ride waiting for me outside.. and there's NO way i could've gotten in that car with him on the phone, hahaha.) so anyways, i tried apologizing, but my texts kept bouncing back so i guess that's like, a sign from God that i shouldn't say sorry first, eh? anyways when i got home from work it showed that he called me at 8 so i called him back and he said they were doing auditions for their (potentially) new drummer, and i was cool with that, he didn't sound pissed... then he called back like 5 minutes ago and was being all cutesy wootsy and then apologized. i still wouldn't get back with him. hahahaha. ___________________________________________________ this is totally irelevant from Deveebeebee but: i think i can have them both. not in the sexual/romantic way, mind you. but i will have them both. _________________________________________________ onto more important news: some CRAZY ASS shit happened today at work. holy shit. i went and watched Shutter last night with some friends and it completely freaked me the fuck out. Japanese people already freak me out enough thanks to The Grudge (that movie seriously fucking scarred me for life), The Ring, and some other gay chinese-japanese-dirty knees movie. anyways, back to the crazy shit that happened at work. i thought i saw my friend Steven walk by the kitchen when i was washing dishes so i peeked my head out and was all "hi!" and then the guy turned around and I realized it wasn't steven, hahahaha, but the dude looked really fucking confused for like... .5 seconds, then was like "hey!!! i havwen't seen you in FOREVER, girl! how the hell are you?!!?" and i was like oh god dude, i probably know this guy cause he obviously knows me.... well i guess i gotta play it off... godddd.... me: "i know!! way to disappear off the face of the earth you lil scamper!" him: "heh... yeah. ive been pretty busy lately.. etc.." it went on like that for like straight-up 3 minutes. 3 very awkward minutes. then finally....... he breaks first. and goes, "so wow, this may seem incredibly rude y'know.. but just since it's been like, SO LONG, you know.. i totally forgot your name.. is it.... is it, Ann?" LOL i just started bustin the fuck up laughing and i was like "DUDEIMSORRYITHOUGHTYOUWEREMYFRIENDSTEVENIHAVENOFUCKINGCLUEWHOYOUARE!!" then there was an awkward silence of like, 30 seconds. then he BUSTS the fuck out laughing and was like "dude!! i have no idea who you are either!" then we laughed some more for like a minute, and awkwardly went about our way. man i'm still crackin up just t hinkin about it. another thing, i had NO fucking clue the Country Store had a basement. wtf? so yeah, i was cleaning out the mop bucket outside, and i went to take a step back and fucking FELL DOWN THE BASEMENT STAIRS BECAUSE NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A FUCKING BASEMENT IN THE FUCKING STOREROOM. GAH. nah though, lol, it wasn't that bad, it was only like 5 steps and there was some soft pink stuff (keke) at the bottom, which im thinking was insulation, but i dunno. anyways i was obsessing about the basement all day after that. my boss wasn't there and it was just a bunch of random old ladies who kept trying to get me to get them hip-hop n happenin. lol, seirously, as soon as i walk in this chick was like "hey kim! my name's linda, did you go out last night? you look tired!" AND THEN they let me sleep on top of the 50 pound salt bags hahahahaha. dude. that was so fucking cool. i passed out for like straight up 2 hours. wow. im typing entirely too much. future arthiritis ftw. i need to shower. i have mud allllll over me, coz ive been a dirty girl. hahahahahah. oh, gross. anyways,bi!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahHA dude, what the fuck, hahahahahaha. it's cute how you give a little girl a teensy bit of attention and she takes it and runs with it like a little prepubescent boy in Hooters. i think that's called infatuation. obsession. in-looooove. i think our little 12-year-old blossom here has a little crushy-wushy :) it's okay dear, i think it's adorable. you can be my little shnuck-ums if you'd like.

lol it's funny how everything can be laid out in front of me, right there, for me to just snatch up and be content. but no. i literally don't think it's humanly possible for me to ever be content. i can never be happy with something because my expectations are too high for anyone to even come close to filling them. _______________________________________ so last nightwas fun. spring break \m/

hah. there's two lesbians in my English class and they're doing their Persuasive papers on gay rights. mine? well, my title is: WHY GOD SHOULD KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahah. honestly. i have notnhing against gays. but dn't you DARE fucking call me a narrow-minded homophobic asshole because i'm old-fashioned and i prefer marriage to be the same way it's always historically been. betweeen a man and a woman. look, be gay all you want. just don't go flaunting it in front of me because i will inevitably bash you. my sister is a lesbian and i have three gay cousins. I love them all but i do make fun of them a lot. can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. hahahahahahahaahahhaahahahah i am so blazed.