Special Olympics

Stephen Lynch

watch them run, watch them fall
watch them try to catch a ball, olympics
special olympics

watch them laugh, watch them drool
watch them fall into the pool -thats diving
at the special olympics

and i know for well that i will burn in hell
but those guys playng wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest friggin thing i've ever seen in my life
at the special olympics

(verse 2)
kid with downs, wins the race
even though he stood in place, olympics
special olympics

round his neck, gold medals hung
resting on his giant tongue, olympics
special olympics

but i kid when i sing
cause these games are a beautiful thing
okay really i'm just avoiding karma because i know my children could be born crippled and blind and somehow retarded enough to spend all my time
at the special olympics


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    ....dude.. lmao ... this song is totally dissin the ppl that are like..mentally impaired or handicapped..but omg..its friggin FUNNI!!!!!!!... im not mocking ne1... im just sayin... its just.. wow.. lol okay mayb im just cold-hearted... :-) ...well yea.. lol this song is the greatest....
    glo151on May 01, 2002   Link
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    so bad, yet so funny, i guess its all in good fun
    Copion May 05, 2002   Link
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    absolutely beautiful.
    Lusyphuron May 22, 2002   Link
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    hehe like the say in our lil circle: Arguing about [insert subject here] is like being in the Special Olympics - even if you win you're still retarded Steven Lynch rox my sox
    LadyNaokoon May 23, 2002   Link
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    the way he sings it is even funnier then the lyrics
    weezerflyon May 24, 2002   Link
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    hahah. the funniest part is where he goes "watch them fall into the pool...-thats diving" .. i laugh so hard everytime.
    yourowndisasteron July 19, 2002   Link
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    the way he says diving. cant help but crack up. STEPHEN LYNCH FOREVER!
    foffofon August 16, 2002   Link
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    This is one of the funniest songs of all times. "watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool - that's diving!" is the funniest part of the entire song.
    WhiteWolfon August 19, 2002   Link
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    haha, this song is so funny. actually, all his songs are funny, very funny. im laughing just thinking about it
    Chris77on August 19, 2002   Link
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    I think we're all going to hell for liking this stuff.. ^^ I'll drive!
    Mizerable_Vanillaon April 09, 2003   Link

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