Special Fred Lyrics
Fred was kind, with good intent
But just a little different
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright intead
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I liked math, and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Now we're not right in the head (you see)
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit ... special

Hve you ever sat and realized that you were in fact going to hell. that revelation happened to me when i heard this song

Hilarious song!! It's FRED by the way..not Ed. Thanks.
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hmm yeah my version is fred too... but i've also heard the one that says ed... crazy

on his comedy central special he says fred, but on his "A little Bit Special" cd he uses ed.

This song is hilarious! Stephen Lynch is awesome! thanks.
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What happened to the line, "How he thinks he's a piece of bread"?

I remember seeing this on comedy central... it was SO funny.

What a great song, it's so special

I first heard this song when my friend played it to me. She and I decided that we were special too and named each other fred and bread!

I use this song to harrass my friend Fred. Thanks Stephen Lynch!