So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill,
Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill.
He's a Spanish fly, that bucks like a stallion.
In the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian.

You worry bout your tan when the weather's gettin' clammy,
Summer in the city and winters in Miami.
You get so high on the high life pills,
Cruisin' and boozin' and rockin' on the horse size pills.

You could even take more thrills
You could even take more spills,
Pills, thrills, chills and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.

Butt's gettin' bigger, do you think he'll notice maybe?
That's ok, don't worry bout it baby!
'Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money, that's alright,
Don't worry bout it honey!

In your itsy bitsy teenie weenie riding up your butt bikini.
Keepin' on the heels cause you're saggin'
Just a teenie bit more than the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill.
Rubbin' on the lotion, and rockin' on the horse size pills.

You could even take more thrills,
You could even take more spills, pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.
Sometimes you feel like Moses, that's when you're toasted.

Yeah, kick it.
Yo bitch.
That's right, yeah.
Rockin' on the horse size


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    "Sometimes you feel like Moses, that's when you're toasted." Basically...when the rich/stuck-up and f*d up on some sorta drugs think more highly about themselves then they should. And when it all gets to their head then yeah, that's when they are pretty much toasted/on some drugs:-P. You know its so easy gettting prescription drugs if you got the money or the connections- ;).

    KamiKamson March 15, 2006   Link
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    As much as I dig the Dandy's for their hedonistic audacity, I think they can show their real feelings in a lot of their songs...This one talks about those rich bored kids with drugs, sex, excess that they can't appriciate because they're too jaded...I mean...No one should do drugs and wait until marriage!

    thisboyon January 28, 2002   Link
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    probably one of the best rock bands around at the moment, proud rock stars, not dashboard

    Jabbatronon April 27, 2003   Link
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    this song reminds me of valley of the dolls.

    drownsodaon November 29, 2004   Link
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    So awesome! Its completely showing how the dandys hate these kind of people! "Butt's getting he'll notice maybe?" "That's ok, don't worry about it baby!"

    MunkyManon March 15, 2005   Link
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    fuking stupid celebraties and their wanker life

    gunnmafiaon February 09, 2006   Link
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    i love this song.

    noelsterz57on April 19, 2006   Link
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    it's about paris hilton;)

    wohoooon January 16, 2009   Link
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    Strut and sneer; hate socialite scum.

    Templemanon March 10, 2009   Link
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    Isn't it about a rich older woman with a young boyfriend, who's only fucking her for her money?

    punani_unitedon April 08, 2009   Link

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