Awesome Gary

Gary! Gary! Gary is awesome!
(Mom, he's awesome!)
Gary! Gary! Gary is awesome!
(Mom, he's awesome!)
Awesome Gary playing with matches and knives
??? father and a P.T.A. wife
Couldn't put Gary out of their lives
He was the local hero
Awesome Gary was 7-10 split
Shoes never tied, his pants they never fit
Little *(bitty) untied his sneaks* for a kick
He mumbled "what's with your shoes, man?"
("What's with your shoes, man?")
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
What's up with you
You and your shoes?
Awesome Gary went running through the air
Perpendicular as a wooden T-square
Grabbing a ??? by the part in his hair
He fell to the surface.
Little (bitty) ??? (him) enough
Cute, cute bastard just won't budge
(Drew from his mouth ???) sludge
He mumbled "what's with your shoes, man?"
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
what's up with you and you're shoes dude?
What's it with you
You and your shoes?
Gary! Gary! Gary is awesome!
(Mom, he's awesome!)
Gary! Gary! Gary is awesome!
(Mom, he's awesome!)
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He was still unconscious.