Happy Hour Hero Lyrics
Another night, another bar...green neon lights
Smoke acts as a camouflage for every lizard with a line
Forget about the pretty girl...a Saranac* will do just fine
Some days don't see the day and some don't see the night
Damn barstool wobbles, ain't no footrest at the bar
When I pass through my water glass I can, I can see who you are
One more bottle
One more bottle
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
Sweaty little men worship those Southern girls in tights
And we keep on playin' the songs that no one wants to hear
Sweaty little man just shot a hundred-dollar bill without a care
Try to make a guarantee, try to make points on the door**
No one tells us what to do, no one tells us where to go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
And I hear it's worth the trip...the room gets burning hot
Let me jot down one more thing, just one more thing before I go
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour hero
One more bottle for this happy hour, this happy hour hero

this song got me hooked on moe...now i am a complete MOERON. fuck ya bitches

This song is the story of most college kids lives. Great song, one of my favorite moe. tunes. "Pint of beer and a pretty girl a pack of camel lights another night another bar, big green neon lights" all about the happy hour hero that everyone has at college, or that everybody tries to become. Either way, great song. Anybody listen to swamp donkey?

you should be asking if anyone listens to moe. with the lack of posts on this page!
People really need to start listening to good music!
and this song is kickass, one of my many favorites of theirs

my theme song! :D lol
Moe. Is amazing. They opened for the Allman's a couple months ago in Detroit, kickass show.

my theme song! :D lol
Moe. Is amazing. They opened for the Allman's a couple months ago in Detroit, kickass show.

This song is obviously not about college, but more about my world. Playing in a bar band going from town to town, seeing all the same types in every joint. I just got in to moe about a year ago and was lucky enough to see them with Govt. Mule a few months back. What an amazing show! And for the record, this song ranks up there with my favorties as well. ;)

Love this song and thing snow's interpretation syncs better with the lyrics. A Saranac(*) is a beer. What are "Points on the door"(**).
@freefal67 points on the door refer to getting a percentage of the cover paid at the door of a bar at a show
@freefal67 points on the door refer to getting a percentage of the cover paid at the door of a bar at a show

Points on the door is making money off of a cover charge. As a bar band your money is made based on how many people come to the bar that night.

Being from Saranac Lake, i must say... a Saranac will absolutely do just fine

snow dog. how pretentious can one get? "Your world"? i doubt you even know how to play an instrument. If you were in a touring band you could have easily refered to it as "the touring band world" and then you wouldn't sound like a douchebag. haha loser.