Po' Sadie

Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sade
See the lady with its lovers
See the lady under the covers
See the lady in all of my dreams
See the lady make a man scream
Sadie a mop a mop a creamers
Sadie a stop a bucket of dreamers
Sadie's the lady in all of my dreams
??? scream like a queen
Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sadie
Woh ahh Po' Sade
See the lady with its lovers
See the lady under the covers
See the lady in all of my dreams
See the lady make a man scream
Sadie a mop a mop a creamers
Sadie a stop a bucket of dreamers
Sadie's the lady in all of my dreams
??? scream like a queen
So this is the legend of Po' Sadie.....
As legend would have it, Po' Sadie is not just any old woman
Po' Sadie was the greatest lover known to mankind
She wasn't any run of the mill dime bag ho you might find in a stinky place
Like Bohagers*
Po' Sadie was the quintessential lover
Po' Sadie was on par with something you might find in a Shakespearean play of some sort
So as legend would have it
Po' Sadie was a lover on par with no other
The caliber at which Po' Sadie would perform these acts of love was above
and beyond anything which any man could endure
I don't know how to quite put this but Po' Sadie was so fucking good, excuse
the pun, that had any man ever ever reached that point where he might actually
have the opportunity to be with Po' Sadie he wouldn't live to tell about
it...she was that fucking good
And here's the rub....
Po' Sadie, being the lover of all lovers,
The richest of lovers
The lover that make a man scream
She is the stuffing that budges the cream of
She's the muffing that budges the dream of
If Sadie was this lover
Well she was so fucking good
If she had been with anybody they would actually not live to tell about it
Then why do we have so many guys around bragging about having mated with Po' Sadie
And this is the rub...
You have all of these guys who said
ah yeah I've bagged her, did her, all of this
I mated with Po' Sadie
She couldn't handle me
She couldn't take what I had to give her
If they had in fact been with her they'd be dead
They wouldn't be bragging about it, because its hard to brag when your dead
It's not nice to brag, but it's hard to brag when your dead
See
as it turns out
Po' Sadie is one of those characters on par with the Wizard of Oz
Nobody has ever seen
Po' Sadie
Nobody has ever touched
Po' Sadie
Nobody has ever talked to
Po' Sadie
Let alone bagged her or did her
Po' Sadie is the man behind the curtain**
To make along story short
Po' Sadie has never been seen by human eyes
Never been touched by Human hands
As it turns out
Po' Sadie is actually a guy
So you have all these guys going around talking about how macho they are
when it turns out Po' Sadie is a guy
Po' Sadie is a fat overweight, striped shirt, big collar-wearing, stupid motherfucker
Sitting around watching TV
Sits around all day long
Watching Wheel of Fortune
Watching Rosie O'Donnell
Watching Charlie Rose
Watching Donny and Marie
Yeah he's eating lots of Fritos and Doritos and Cheetos
He's eating Fritos and Doritos and lots of Cheetos
? and lots of Pizza and ice cream covered in fudge and Potato chips
and some more Fritos and Doritos and the TV Guide
He's eating Fritos and Doritos and eating pizza he's eating ice cream
???
He's eating Fritos and Doritos
Sitting around all day long watching wheel of fortune
Rosie
Rosanne
Charlie rose
Come on people!!!
Arrrgggh!!!
And the TV guide
And he's sitting all around eating lots of snacks and getting real fat and
He's smelling real good
And his nails are all yellow and long and all chalky and cracked
And green things stick between his toes
Rob: What's wrong with Charlie Rose?
Al: Nothing's wrong with Charlie Rose as long as you don't have big thick yellow toe nails with green things stuck between them
Fritos and a 35-inch TV
Oh a 35-inch TV
???
Sadie's just a big man
Sadie's just a man
Sadie's just a big man
Sitting around the house
Sadie's Just a big man
Sitting around the house
Sitting in his rocker
Just the TV Guide
Sadie's Just a big man
Sadie's just a man
Sadie's just a fat man
Sadie's just a bad man
Sadie's just the fat man
Sadie is thirty
No
See
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Sadie is a guy
Woh ahh Po Sadie
Woh ahh Po Sadie
Woh ahh Po Sadie
Woh ahh Po Sade