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It's Dangerous to Go Alone Lyrics
Hey, heh
Alright
Yeah
Aww yeah
My name is Link y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link!
Hey, what's up old man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never, ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Oh, thanks old man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise!
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird, but whatever, there is no time to lose
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled-out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction
Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link!
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just a sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Well that's really kinda- DAH! That's your wrinkled dick again!
Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men!
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
If you save the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable perjabber?
OH MY GOD!
I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Okay, now I really don't know where I am
Hold on a minute, Link!
God DAMN it, old man!
You're in Racoon City! It's a zombie abyss!
It's dangerous to go alone, take-
NO! FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- I'm not touching your we-
Stop the chilled-out groove!
Jeez! You come in here telling me you've got a weewee weapon
It's not cool! I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna s- pff- NO!
So is that a no on the handjob, or...? Okay.
Alright
Yeah
Aww yeah
Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link!
Hey, what's up old man?
You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never, ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise!
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled-out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link!
Old man, is that you?
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Well that's really kinda- DAH! That's your wrinkled dick again!
Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men!
To my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
If you save the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable perjabber?
I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Okay, now I really don't know where I am
Hold on a minute, Link!
God DAMN it, old man!
It's dangerous to go alone, take-
NO! FUCK YOU!
Fuck you, I'm not giving you a- I'm not touching your we-
Stop the chilled-out groove!
Jeez! You come in here telling me you've got a weewee weapon
It's not cool! I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna s- pff- NO!
A creepy old guy trying to get a kid to give him a hand job. Obvious.
It's about Link on his journey to save the princess, and the Old Man (whom you meet on the cave that says "it's dangerous to go alone"). It's a parody on the whole Jim giving you a sword in which this case the sword is just the old man's dick. However, the song clearly explains what it is and Starbomb is famous for video game parodies.