I Choose You to Die

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Egoraptor, NinjaSexParty, gotta catch'em all!
Smell my balls!
Yo what up bitch, I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive, he felt so real
He beat all his Pokémon with his fists of Registeel
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said Granbull-shit and threw that bitch in a cell
Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokémon gone wrong, gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch
Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it outta prison alive
His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
Bringin' fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and then he said with a cry,
Suck a yellow dick bro, I choose you to die
Don't do it, yelled Ash, you know I got your back
But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sac
Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts
Spoiler, it sucks
And oh Squirtle, gotta catch'em all
But they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty
Again and a-Gengar
She'll have Gastly screams
That Haunter dreams
But you want more
And if you don't, we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
Pokémon.