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Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny--

My name is Satan!

Hi everybody! Let me tell you a little bit about myself!

My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
and little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski

I'm Satan!

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfadel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me--hey, here's to my health!

My name is Satan!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album; I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I wanna eat your soul I'll just throw it on the griddle
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle

I'm Satan!

"Devil went down to Georgia; he was looking for a soul to steal..."
Which is fucking bullshit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia...

666
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Submitted by
blinxbcr On Oct 06, 2005
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Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

GREAT Song. Like the other folks said, it's all in the delivery. He sings it all effeminate like a cross between The Church Lady and Richard Simmons

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

This is Stephen's personal view of satan, but it's not funny in text form, it's literally ALL in the delivery.

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

I love this song, haha!

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

agreed with Knuxman, only when hearing it can you laugh so hard.

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

I'm pretty sure it's "here's to my hell". LOVE the red sox joke.

It is "Here's to my Hell". Very funny song

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

The best part is the ending.

Six six six!

There's just something I find so awesome about that part...

Cover art for Beelz lyrics by Stephen Lynch

"thats just how i picture him" lol that part is funny

 
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