D&D Lyrics
amazing song. Here's the missing lyrics. . .
'The Craig Machine' version: Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I? See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf. And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf. Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen. I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines. So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction. And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.
'Live at the El Rey' version: well my mid evil brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll at the die?
now listen to my words, you guys are fucking nerds i'd rather stick that sword in my eye you're not a warrior strong, your fucking wand is a bong theres no such thing as a gnome or a sprite
We put a spell on the!
you guys are too much for me, haha. .ha. .ha....
That's what yo momma said last night!
There's quite a chunk missing from the lyrics.
Song is awesome.
rofl this is me... this song is so me its not even funny... only diff is i dont play D&D... i play EQ, and WoW, and SWG... rofl... VIRGINS.... TIL THE DAY.. WeeeEEEEeeeEee.... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOL me too.. ive played D&D but not with the dice.. EQ/WoW
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Wow. That's impressive.
hahaha bring the thunder.
ding!
His funniest song...Stephen Lynch rocks.