Driving My Car

I've been driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in Primrose Hill
From a bloke from Brazil
It was made in 59
In a factory by the Tyne
It says Morris on the door
The GPO owned it before
I drive in it for my job
The governor calls me a slob
But I don't really care
Give me some gas and the open air
It's a bit old but it's mine
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil
The rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock
I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's Fender
He learnt not to park on a bender
Ha ha ha
I've been driving in my car
It don't look much but I've been far
I drove up to Muswell Hill
I've even been to Selsey Bill
I drove along the A 45
I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day
You're mistaken, what could I say
The tyres were a little worn
They were ok, I could have sworn
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied I've got this far
I like driving in my car
It don't look much but I've been far
I like driving in my car
Even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied I've got this far