Used to be a bunch of assholes
That lived in this part of the building here
But we systematically removed them
Like you would any kind of termite or roach

Someone told me once
That there's a right and wrong
Punishment was sure
For those who dare to cross the line
But it must not be true
For jerk-offs just like you
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole
But I'm tired of waiting

Someone told me once
That there's a right and wrong
Punishment was sure
For those who dare to cross the line
But it must not be true
For jerk-offs just like you
Maybe it's just bullshit, I should play God
And shoot you myself
Tired of waiting, oh

Consequences dictate
Our course of action
And it doesn't matter what's right
It's only wrong if you get caught
If consequences dictate
My course of action, I should
I should play God and just
Shoot you myself
Tired of waiting

Die, die
Shoot it, kick it, fuck it
Shoot you in your fucking head


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    Its pretty obvious as to the meaning of this great song: Being pissed off at someone so much that you want to beat the shit out of them. Knowing Maynard, theres probably a deeper meaning to this that i don't know about. Great song nonetheless.

    DownedSystemon February 04, 2002   Link

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