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Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics
You watch me on your TV.
Say that my job is easy.
Say I am not athletic.
You think my sport's pathetic.
But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes.
So I don't get all the ladies.
And my clothes are from the 80's
I am known throughout the valleys.
As the prophet of alleys.
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling... god.
Got a ball that's smooth and all black.
I keep it in my favorite ball-sac.
I get a feeling in my soul.
As I finger every hole.
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling...
Not a single men will try, to beat almighty Malachi.
All that challenge me are slain.
Come on, f---ers pick a lane.
Marshall Holman and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'.
John Petraglia, Norm Duke, you're so lame it makes me puke.
Who among the pro-bowl sector
Dares to don his wrist protector.
Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'.
Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl?
How bout' Dicky Weber and his son Pete? I'll turn the motha fuckas to cream of wheat!
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling... ohhhhh!
The bowling god!!
Say that my job is easy.
Say I am not athletic.
You think my sport's pathetic.
And my clothes are from the 80's
I am known throughout the valleys.
As the prophet of alleys.
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling... god.
I keep it in my favorite ball-sac.
I get a feeling in my soul.
As I finger every hole.
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling...
All that challenge me are slain.
Come on, f---ers pick a lane.
Marshall Holman and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'.
John Petraglia, Norm Duke, you're so lame it makes me puke.
Who among the pro-bowl sector
Dares to don his wrist protector.
Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'.
Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl?
How bout' Dicky Weber and his son Pete? I'll turn the motha fuckas to cream of wheat!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of rosin gets my high.
Kiss those f---in' pins goodbye!
I am mighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling... ohhhhh!
The bowling god!!
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this is an amazing song lol, but i believe one line in the lyrics needs correction:
\"Oh I\'m on the pro-bowl sector. There\'s to Don his wrist protector.\"
should be:
\"Who among the pro bowl sector, Dares to dawn his wrist protector?\"
Other than that, great job, and great song
A lot of these lyrics are incorrect.
[Marshall Holman] and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickin's. {John Petraglia], [Norm Duke], [you're] so lame it, makes me puke. [Who among] the pro bowl secot [Dares] to don his wrist protector. Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'. Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl? How 'bout [Dicky Weber] and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motha fuckas to cream of wheat!
Also… The smell of rosin gets my high.
Very very funny. I think it would be funnier if we knew who all these bowlers are. :)
I don't think it's funny at all, but I love this song!
this song is so funny and great even if u don't know the bowlers
this song is actually called almighy malachi, professional bowling god...
its called "Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)" but still, damn funny.
oh! haha i spelled don wrong... its not dawn...
and i believe, correct me now if im wrong, this song is about a bowler named Malachi ;)
I feel so bad for him... I dl'd his original singing of this on the Opie and Anthony show and oh man... they ripped him a new one. It just wasn't funny. It's funnier now that he can joke about it.