Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics
this is an amazing song lol, but i believe one line in the lyrics needs correction:
\"Oh I\'m on the pro-bowl sector. There\'s to Don his wrist protector.\"
should be:
\"Who among the pro bowl sector, Dares to dawn his wrist protector?\"
Other than that, great job, and great song
A lot of these lyrics are incorrect.
[Marshall Holman] and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickin's. {John Petraglia], [Norm Duke], [you're] so lame it, makes me puke. [Who among] the pro bowl secot [Dares] to don his wrist protector. Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'. Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl? How 'bout [Dicky Weber] and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motha fuckas to cream of wheat!
Also… The smell of rosin gets my high.
Very very funny. I think it would be funnier if we knew who all these bowlers are. :)
I don't think it's funny at all, but I love this song!
this song is so funny and great even if u don't know the bowlers
this song is actually called almighy malachi, professional bowling god...
its called "Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)" but still, damn funny.
oh! haha i spelled don wrong... its not dawn...
and i believe, correct me now if im wrong, this song is about a bowler named Malachi ;)
I feel so bad for him... I dl'd his original singing of this on the Opie and Anthony show and oh man... they ripped him a new one. It just wasn't funny. It's funnier now that he can joke about it.