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Gynecologist Lyrics

I’m a rich and famous doctor
Always knew I’d be
Expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind

I love puu-tting women’s minds at rest
I love puu-shing myself to be the best
Doctor Stephen’s in awe

I’ve got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There’s not a lip that I can’t read
A pap that I can’t smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin’
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just assume I’d
??????
Think I’ll stick to your
c-front
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Submitted by
poopooinferno On Jun 19, 2002
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Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

These lyrics are off. Also, the correct title is "Dr. Stephen."

Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

For the the bottom part, the corrent lyrics are

When your legs are open I begin the gropin’ But I fear I must be blunt I would just as soon, I'd go to your balloon Think I’ll stick to your c-front

Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Isn't it ''Doctor Stephen’s here'' not ''Doctor Stephen’s in awe'' ?

Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Actually... it is "Doctor Stephen's in" but then he makes a "uh" noise.

Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's

"I would just as soon not go near your balloon, I think I'll stick to your... front"

Cover art for Gynecologist lyrics by Stephen Lynch

It's "I would just as soon not go near your balloon knot."