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Jim Henson's Dead Lyrics
Pokemon's a silly faze
Barney's now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
And Oscar's still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-mite
Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperate
Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always late
Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12
Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork
To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"
And Cookie Monster wants another, bite
Yeah and Big Bird well he just can't see
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, site
Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
Easy being green, no
Barney's now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
And Oscar's still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-mite
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperate
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always late
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12
To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"
And Cookie Monster wants another, bite
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, site
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
Easy being, green
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Okay, spelling corrections (Please don't take any offense- I'm a perfectionist ;)) faze = phase dyno-mite = dynamite Raulf = Ralph (I think.)
just one more change, the swedish chef says "bork, bork, bork", not pork. But anyways, yeah stephe nlynch is totally write, The muppets will live on because they have substance, unlike frickin pokemon and power rangers
...Rowlf... just to add to everyone's Muppet Knowledge Database
jim henson? kermit? cookie monster? stephen lynch must have had a little bit of nose candy and acid before writing this!
It's funny because it's true.
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Aren't Bert and Ernie and Big Bird part of Sesame Street, not muppets?
it's all Henson. and i think it is "bork, bork, bork".
This isn't even a comedy song really. It's just awesome and really touching. The muppets will rule forever.