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(8) S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-F-R-A-G-A.... um.... xD
by Mowthwaush on November 02, 2008No CommentsCobra Starship <3
I HAVE A COMPLAINT.
What is it with people trying to be better than everyone else? Which brings me to the subject of this rant: my friend CZ. Every time I have a small accomplishment/interesting story to tell her about, she has to make it seem less awesome by claiming the EXACT SAME THING has happened to her. No matter what it is. And now it's even worse now that she's in my rotation.
Example.
first day of school
Me: What class do we have next?
CZ: Social Studies.
Me: Oh, sweet. I'm good at that class.
CZ: Yeah, me too.
Me: I find it really easy. I got 100% on my exam last year.
CZ: Same. *quickly changes subject*Ummm... yeah. About sums it up.
Also, small, meaningless things, she does that to them too. Except in slightly different manner.
one time on MSN
Me: I'm gonna try and get up at 4 so I can relax a bit before school.
CZ: Yeah, okay, I'll try that too.next day
CZ: did you do it?
Me: Naw, I screwed it up so bad. I set my alarm for 3:30 so I could get a shower, 3:30 rolls around and I'm like "Eh, I can get one at 4," 4:00 arrives and I'm like "eh, five more minutes" and then next thing I know it's 5:50 so I just said "screw it" and slept till 6:30.
CZ: Same. But I got up at 3:00 and fell asleep until 5.
Me: *in sincere doubt* Right.
CZ: Usually I get up at two. But that night I was up until one.
Me: ...She pretends to see movies/shows that I KNOW she hasn't seen.
my attempts to prove this
Me: CZ, do you watch like, reeeaaallly old shows from the sixties/seventies?
CZ: Yeah, I like grew up on that stuff.
Me: Ever seen 'James at 15'?
CZ: OHMIGAWD I LOOOOOVE THAT SHOW.
Me: About that kid who moves from Oregon to Boston?
CZ: Yeah!
Me: And within like the first ten minutes of the pilot his dad gets hit by a car and he has to go live with his aunt for the rest of the show?
CZ: YEAH!
Me: Bloody shame cause THAT PART DIDN'T HAPPEN.
CZ: *stunned* ... oh, I know. *regains composure* I was just playing along with you.
Me: *facepalm*this other time
Me: *talking about Flight of the Conchords* Oh gaaaaawd, that part with the guy in the elevator with the tap... funny shit.
CZ: Hahaha, I love that show.
Me: So, what was your favorite part?
CZ: That one!
Me: *bullshit radar goes off* Okay, BESIDES that scene.
CZ: Oh... I dunno, wasn't really paying attention.>.>
One of these days, CZ. One of these days.
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(7) I guess it all depends
by Mowthwaush on November 02, 2008No CommentsEll em ay oh there's no option to change your font size. :P
Oh well. Not like I really care. As long as you can read this it's all good...
UM. Guess who I was for Halloween? Laura Ingles. Good times. BUT, I was on the bus back from school yesterday and I almost died. Srsly. Asthma and whathaveyou. And before that I almost died in Spanish class. According to my friend (if you don't know my sense of smell is all wacky) this one chick was bathed in perfume and that was what triggered it.
Question, what is it with chicks who SOAK themselves in perfume...? Do you really smell SO BAD you need THAT much scented water? Guys do it too, but with Axe. I've seen them periodically pull a can out from their locker and just spray it in random directions for no reason... Last year a friend of a friend came up to my and sprayed some Axe right into the front of my shirt. I had to change into my gym clothes for the rest of the day. -_-
Having trouble typing today. xDD
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(6) >.>
by Mowthwaush on November 02, 2008No CommentsWOAH WTF HAPPENED HERE
Everything got moved around and changed! xD The shit.
I like it and whatnot, but then again you can always expect it to be EXTREMELY buggy. So, um, yeah. I'mma go explore this thing now.
If you're reading this... yes, you... comment on this post so I can see what that looks like. xD
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(5) Je pense quoi tu ecris
by Mowthwaush on October 30, 2008I am so horribly inactive nowadays. Not fun. xD I've been getting in the habit of waking up insanely early in the morning... I always was kind of a morning person to be honest with you. I'm not much for staying up till three in the morning. xD Though I'm one to talk, it's 10:30 right now. ... I have ceramics class tomorrow morning. I don't even remember signing up for that last year. But I guess I did. I'm in photography class next semester but I might drop it to be in Foods with... you know, my friends. As if I didn't look like a reclusive loser already, last thing I need is to be in a class by myself three times a week. xD Yeah. Not much to talk about right now. I just really wanted to put something up here.No Comments -
(4) deep as the sky under my skin
by Mowthwaush on October 25, 2008It's in-depth entry time. There was a bear in my back yard today. Tried to kill me. Seriously, it swatted. Well, it was on the other side of a fence, but scary nonetheless. So my ad had to call the conservation officers, and they had to shoot it due to the fact that a bear being so close to humans and a neighborhood such as ours (pseudo-suburbia) isn't healthy at ALL. The inside of a bear's brain looks like tomato paste. Thought I'd share that. But, um, yeah. And... my guinea pigs passed away. Yeah. If you've never read this journal before I erased everything (and the three of you that actually did, don't count for not paying attention), they were super duper fantastically awesome and they were called Peanut Butter and Cookie Monster. Peanut Butter jumped out of his cage all EK style and snapped his neck. Cookie was fine until a few days ago when she had a seizure at one in the morning and then another when I got back from school. And summarily died. Tragic. And my mother still doesn't know. xD Haven't talked to her for a month or so. Yeeeeeaaaahhhh.... this wasn't as in-depth as I expected.No Comments -
(3) they're coming to take me away, haha!
by Mowthwaush on October 25, 2008GOOD SONG. Ms. M was singing it the other day. Found out I can't have milk anymore. So no more chocolate, like, ever. GAY.No Comments -
(2) you see son, I drinks a bit...
by Mowthwaush on October 16, 2008Shots today. O: Tetanus, Measles, annnnnddd.... something else. I didn't get the Gardasil one though, because I'm waiting a few years to see if it kills anyone. But the woman giving the injections tried SO hard to convince me to change my mind, it was hilarious. CZ walked by while they were working on me: Me: Oh, hey CZ! I'm getting shot up with drugs! Woman: It's not drugs, it's a vaccine. Me: That's what they WANT you to think. Woman: What? Me: Oh, so you know! The cafeteria is a safe injection site, I KNEW IT. And then she almost missed my arm, and good times were had by all. And also, not today but a few days ago, I got into my grandpa's old records and cassettes and whathaveyou, and I found some jazz and stuff. And now I'm obsessed with Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra. xD ON ZE BUS JB: I'm such a loser. I have so much techno shit on my MP3. Me: *joking* Hah, well, I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now. JB: *serious* Oh thank god, you're a bigger loser than I am. Me: ... And I'm thinking "We can settle this one of two ways. I can drop kick you in the face or you can stop being so goddamn intolerant." Of course I didn't say it out loud, but sheesh. And she's one of those Jonas Brothers types, too. Hmm... Jonas Brothers, Frank Sinatra... who's better at singing and life in general, gee I wonder... SPEAKING. OF. THE JONAS BROTHERS. I blasted out my ear drum drowning out their music that MB, CB and JB all happened to be singing along to. I'mma sue their asses. The Jonas Brothers', that is. I always get so embarrassed when CB is walking down the hallway singing to either Rhianna, Miley Cyrus or The Jonas Brothers blasting on her cellphone. And people are like 'OMGWTFBBQ TURN DAT SHIT OFF' and I'm thinking, "Yeeeeaaaahh... I don't know any of them, swear to god." The end.No Comments -
(1) Oh, hey, look what I did!
by Mowthwaush on October 12, 2008I deleted my entries. Obviously. :O I'll write some more crap in here in a bit... that and I probably may have to re-introduce myself. Not like I HAVE to or anything. Who really cares? I don't know. I don't. I think. Confusing. Canadian Thanksgiving tomorrow... yay.1 Comment
CZ is absolutely CONVINCED that k-os and Kanye West are the same person.
"k-os is an alter ego of him," she says. "Like Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana."
Ummm... no. I've seen pictures of them both, that and they don't even sound alike... just because they're black, well, never mind. xD
Yeesh.
I hate my Spanish class so bad. Our teacher is from FRANCE. So she teaches us Spanish in a FRENCH accent. x.x And we have to listen to these stupid ass tapes from England that use Spanish... Spanish with this retarded accent on the c's.
Ex: Escucha la cinta (es-koo-cha la sin-ta) = es-koo-cha la thin-ta, apparently. Which is fine and dandy in Europe but in North America you'd understand how stupid that sounds.
Like I'm ever gonna go to Spain. I'm only really in for the graduation marks to be honest with you. That and my teacher is TERRIBLE at teaching language. The tapes go lightning fast and when we complain she's all "Well in Mexico they're not going to. talk. like. THIS!"
WELL MAYBE IF YOU TAUGHT US HOW TO MOTHERFUCKING SPEAK SPANISH THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO, EH? >.> Christ, woman.
But it's fun to confuse her in English.
"Okay, everyone does understand that?"
(classmate) "Roger Doger Ranger Danger!"
"... Quoi?"
"Roger Doger Ranger Danger."
"I do not know why you say that."
Good times. I like to call her 'Ms. Egg' because her last name sounds dangerously close to the French word for egg (Oeuf). That and she's... pretty round, per se. Even better that she doesn't see the connection.
Swear to god. If CC, CL, CZ and JD weren't in Spanish with me I'd have dopped out by now. But JD is dropping out next term so I may just join him. :x