100 Awesome memories from throughout my life in no particular order. 1. Going to see Finding Nemo when I was younger 2. Putting a whole shit load of seasoning salt on my lunch when I was eight and summarily throwing up 3. Going swimming 4. Photocopying Yu-Gi-Oh cards with my best friend E in Grade Two and then 'trading' them. 5. Hitting a pinata at his birthday party 6. Getting lost in the woods outside my house 7. Falling into the pond by my school 8. Going camping with my fourth grade class 9. Every single time I was ever at my friend H's house. 10. Playing 'Threads of Fate' with my friend J at her house. 11. Getting lost in downtown Victoria with J and her sister. 12. Eating Turkish delight. 13. Walking along the seawalk in Victoria. 14. Going on the water taxi. 15. Going to bug world and eating maggots (xD). 16. Every time I ever went to the Undersea Gardens. 17. Going to the Buchart Gardens. 18. Going to Disneyland. 19. Running around parkades. 20. Going to the underground Japanese restaurant with MW. 21. Wearing skirts ALL THE TIME. 22. The Typhoon of '06. Almost lost my house. xD 23. Learning archery. 24. Meeting NO. 25. Seeing Jade Bell at my school. 26. Skipping piano lessons to go read in the library. 27. Playing in the grass with my two best friends at the time (I can't remember their names :x) 28. Getting picked by AL to ride with him and his supervisor (he was autistic) in her cab-less jeep and eating ice cream sandwiches all the way to Sydney. 29. Making 'fairy houses' out of flowers with my friends. 30. Trick or Treating with SS 31. Picking fruit from SS's garden and selling it on the street. 32. Getting yelled at by my friend's mother for not wanting to participate in her PDA for her daughter on her birthday. 33. Asking my mom why there were bits of underwear and assorted clothing in the park bushes (ahhh, sweet innocence...) 34. Eating seaweed for the first time. 35. Getting stuck in the sand traps by the harbour. And RB refusing to help me. 36. Getting free popcorn at the local movie store. 37. The bank getting held up by a guy in a pillow case with a water gun, who then made his getaway via rowboat in the harbour. 38. Arguing with JT over what a stupid name 'Wales' is for a country. 39. Caring for stickbugs with JT. 40. Missing two weeks of school in March because we were snowed in. 41. Huddling under wet blankets and umbrella's in the rain at the Grade Seven track meet and convincing AV not to hate me. xD 42. Living in a garage for four months. 43. Getting my own room when I moved in with my dad. 44. Trying and failing miserably at eating an entire burger on my Thirteenth birthday. 45. Being in Drama class with CB. 46. Hating CB with the passion of a dying sun (She's my really good friend now) 47. Getting mad at JM for dismantling my pen AND breaking my lock. 48. Making a Mortal Kombat-esque comic strip with CC in Health class that involved frogs, cigarette's and lung cancer. 49. Failing Careers class and telling the teacher to go fuck herself. 50. Kicking JM's ass in Crazy Eights. Five of the Greatest Conversations/Moments ever Yesterday (CZ and I are kneeling on the floor in the computer lab since all the chairs are taken) Teacher: Here's a chair for you... CZ AND I: OMGWTFBBQ *dash* CZ: Actually, [Mowthwaush], you can have it. I'm tall, I can kneel. Me: Oh my god, [CZ]. If I were a lesbian I'd love you. CC: *epic facial expression* Me: Yeah. I went there. CC: *moves his chair away* Last Year CG: ...and then I told that whore of a saleswoman to go screw herself. CC: That is the worst story I've ever heard anyone tell since ever. CG: Yeah, well, YOU'RE UGLY. *awkward silence* CL: Awww... CC: *hangs his head* I'm just gonna go now. Wrestling class AR: [CB], you want to be my wrestling partner? CB: Uh... no.. AR: ..oh. I'll just go sit in the corner and cut myself now. CB: ... Drama class Last Year (Playing 'Honey I love you') Me: *on one knee, to CB* Honey, I love you. Won't you please smile? Some kid: LESSSSSSSSSSSBIANNNN. Me: DON'T JUDGE US! D: Last Year JB: SIGN MY SHIRT. Me: KAAAY. *signs* CC: Let me sign it. *writes* Me: *reading* [CC] was... You spelled 'here' wrong. CC: What? Me: It's h-e-r-e, not h-i-e-r. I was borrreedd.

I FUCKING HATE CANADA. You see comedians on T.V. all the time - cracking jokes about our military, our accent, our weather - THEY'RE RIGHT. IT IS FUCKING COLD IN CANADA. It was a snowing more a bit earlier, now it's just an 'arctic chill' (fancy word used by the weather girl which translates roughly to 'FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF CHARLIE-GET-MY-GUN-WE-HAVE-TO-EAT-THE-DOG-FOR-SUSTENANCE COLD.') blowing in from Alaska. Man, FUCK Alaska! My face is still fucking frozen from being outside for a whopping half hour. I am insanely jealous of all you bastards in, say, ANYWHERE BUT CANADA who bitch and moan about your lack of a white Christmas. Not saying you do, but I just got off the phone with my Grandmother and almost punched a wall. IT'S MINUS 20 CELSIUS.

I Set My Friends On Fire Interpol Suggested to me by a classmate. Both are epic. So CC skipped out on giving me a dollar and gave me an apple fritter instead. Which is just as good if not better. Didn't do anything in school today. It is the last day, after all... ;D

I was paid a dollar today by CC to lay in the snow for five minutes and make a snow angel. Easiest dollar I've ever made. CZ did it too, but her snow angel was really just a human-print in the snow. Mine had wings and a DRESS, dammit. And we watched The Magic School Bus today in science. xD And CC and I giggled over the the term 'Rammer Slammer'. I miss that show. I recently had to delete EVERYTHING off my iPod so I decided to make a cumulative list of all the bands I need. Which I will post here. And add to as I think of them. Fun fun. The Academy is... AC/DC Alexisonfire All American Rejects Amy Winehouse Barenaked Ladies Barry Manilow The Beatles Billy Idol Billy Talent Black Kids Black Lungs Black Sabbath Boards of Canada Bobby Darin Bon Jovi The Boomtown Rats Brian Adams Breaking Benjamin Buckcherry The Caesers Classified Cobra Starship Coldplay The Cranberries Crash Parallel Creedence Clearwater Revival David Bowie David Usher Death Cab For Cutie DragonForce Elvis Presley Estelle Fall Out Boy (SHUT THE FUCK UP, I LIKE 'THIS AIN'T A SCENE', KAY?) Assorted Family Guy Songs Finger Eleven Fleetwood Mac Flight Of The Conchords Foo Fighters Frank Sinatra The Fray G Love and The Special Sauce Gabe Dixon George Michael GLaDOS (Portal) Goo Goo Dolls Good Charlotte Gorrilaz Guns N Roses Gwar Gym Class Heroes Heart Hedley ('Never Too Late', to be specific. I happen to hate 'For The Nights I Can't Remember' with the passion of a dying sun.) illScarlett Jamiroquai Jeffree Star Jet Jimi Hendrix John Cougar Mellencamp John Murphy John Rzeznik Johnny Cash Katy Perry Kevin Spacey (Beyond The Sea Covers) Kid Rock The Killers KT Tunstall Lady GaGa Liam Lynch Lifehouse Linkin Park Major Maker Malajube Marc Seales Men At Work Metallica MGMT MIA Michael Buble Michael Jackson Mindless Self Indulgence Motley Crue My Chemical Romance Nelly Furtado Nightwish Nirvana The Offspring Our Lady Peace Panic at The Disco Parry Gripp Pearl Jam Peter Kay Queen Raffi Rage Against The Machine Ram Jam Red Hot Chili Peppers Richard Cheese Rolling Stones Rusted Root Sam Roberts Saul Williams Savage Garden Shaggy Silent Hill Silent Hill 2 Silent Hill 4 Spiderbait Stabilo The Stampeders Supertramp Survivor Sweet Sublime System of a Down Tay Zonday The Tea Party Tenacious D Theory of a Deadman Three Days Grace Thriving Ivory The Trews Van Morrison Velvet Revolver Whitesnake Wintersleep Wolfmother 28 Days Later 3 Doors Down aaaaannnd everyone under unknown artist. LOT OF TYPING UP THERE.

Snow day today... ;D No school. We're getting another 15cm. Freakin' insane, mannn. Bit of a shame because I was kind of looking forward to school today but WHATEVER I CAN DIG. xD That's uh, that's all I have to say, actually.

CZ is such a fucking drama queen. Pisses me right the fuck off. Ever since I let her in on a few family issues in my life, all she's ever been doing is trying to prove how much more dysfunctional her family life is than mine. Without a hint of remorse. Not a sobbing kind of "My dad hates me..." thing, just a "OH HAI GUESS WHAT, my dad thinks I'm a lying psychotic bitch! :D" o.O Either you have a lot of problems or you're being over dramatic. Christ almighty. Should've kept my trap shut. She ALWAYS has to out due me. I'm not being paranoid, I'm dead fucking serious. If you knew her personally you'd understand... And by the way, stay the fuck out of my business...

VERY interesting conversation about whale sperm in shop class yesterday. Yeah, don't ask how we got to that topic. We just kind of.. did. Our Shop teacher, Mr. L, likes to ramble on and on (in a good way) about the most inane shit, and it's a great way to waste time. Anyhow, this one kid was wondering why they call them Sperm Whales, and someone else was all "WELL, why do you think the ocean is so salty?" xD Awkward times were had by all. annnd today we killed half an hour drawing up charts of what to buy your friends for Christmas in Social Studies. Apparently no girl wants a watch for Christmas excluding me. The others are all "Ewww, I don't want a watch, I want FLOWERS AND SOME OTHER SHIT," and I'm like "I WANT A WATCH!! :D" Really though, it would make my week if I got a watch. I need one reaaaallllly bad. nd forgot to say, last week I got tripped in square dancing. My partner stepped on my shoelace, I stepped back, he stepped back, I stepped forward and the shoelace caught and flipped me down. I made the most beautiful smacking noise on contact with the floor I swear to god. The first thing that hit was my cheek, that's how great it was. Someone should have taped that. xD Despite recent events, I'm in a shockingly good mood. As usual, though I shouldn't complain. 104,000 points in Tetris. almost doubled CC's score now.

:D Tea Party's version of The Messenger is joytastic. Which brings me to my next point. xD So I suppose after taking note of how madly obsessed I am with The Tea Party and ever wanting to be even MORE like me (ack.), CZ went and downloaded some of their songs. Now, this is surprising. One, she's not really into that type of music, two, I KNOW she doesn't like this sort of band in particular. So I've taken advantage of the situation to really piss her off. She showed up at school two days ago and flashed me her iPod, playing Heaven Coming Down so merrily on the screen. I flipped. "OH MY GOD YOU DOWNLOADED TEA PARTY?!?" "Uh, yeah?" "*spazzes* Ohmygodohmygod what songs did you get?" "Er... Sister Awake, The Messenger, Heaven Coming Down and Tempation...." And the rest of the day all I ever said to her was along the lines of "Do you like the instrumentals? What do you think of the riff for Stargazer? Have you even HEARD Stargazer yet? You should listen to it. Like, as soon as you get home, go listen. It'll blow your fucking socks off." Success... Why am I being so annoying, you might ask? It's a pretty well known fact among my friends that I am a rabidly obsessed fangirl for The Tea Party. I've been listening since I was BORN, for Christ's sake. Yeah. And since CZ is trying so hard to become a clone of myself (I'm not even exaggerating, she copies EVERYTHING. As some of my other entries might suggest), she mind as well become a rabid fangirl as well. So there you have it, I have someone ELSE to rave to. xD Yeah, you know what, this is a stupid entry, I'll just go now.

It snowed last night. Yaaay. There's about MAYBE a foot of snow... If it doesn't again tonight though it'll melt by tomorrow. xD I kind of hope it does, I have exams and whatnot to do. Uh, yeah, about the push ups thing, I just CAN'T do them. Even girl push ups, to and extent. And don't give me the 'you need to try harder/focus on your core/align your back' song and dance routine, I've tried it all. I've had people MANUALLY POSITION MY BODY and I still can't do it. I have extremely poor strength in my shoulders just because I was born that way. Not to say I'm giving up, I'm just going to have to start doing them at home to build strength. :x Um, anyhow. 85k points in Tetris. ;D Booyah.

So I'm officially crippled. I severed - yes, severed - my calf muscle. God only knows how. It just kind of... ripped. Might have happened at the dance, might have happened when that kid accidentally tripped me in square dancing. Dunno how, but it happened. I can't fucking walk. I can't bend that leg, turn it certain ways, get down stairs, etc... my dad refuses to take me to a doctor (apparently it's my fault) so as a compromise he's finding me some crutches to use until I can actually fucking move. And the dog - oh, that stupid dog - ate all the shoes. Yes, ATE the shoes. As in ripped them right the fuck apart. Except for mine. Of course. So that's my fault too because the poor dog is only a puppy and what can you expect him to do? I should've closed the door! But I was too busy dragging myself painfully up the stairs to notice the mudroom door was open. So again, my fault. I fucking hate that dog. He's not even a puppy anymore, he should've been trained out of this a loooong time ago. But you know, all is well and good as long as he can catch a fucking frisbee... I feel kind of bloated and overweight, too. I know I'm not, though I have put on some from having to remain stationary for almost a week now. This better heal up before Basketball practice next week so I can feel better about my body. xD Had an interesting conversation with CZ on the phone last night. About CC. But the events leading up to it were funny so you can read that too. xD CZ: Is the delivery guy wearing a helmet by any chance? Me: *leaning over the banister* Uh, oh my god, yeah. And he's kind of short. I would laugh so hard if he was our age. CZ: Or like if he went to our school. If he was someone we knew! Me: I'd be all "Uh, are you in my class?" CZ: OH GOD, can you imagine if it was [DS] or [CC]? Me: *laughing* If it was [DS] OR [CC] I would be like "SHIT, now he knows where I live!" CZ: You ever notice how [CC] just kind of hangs around us like an awkward turtle? Me: *trying hard to restrain my enthusiasm* Yeah. xD CZ: Why are you giggling? Me: I just, uh.. got a mental image of a turtle floundering around on it's back there. CZ: Oh. *laughs* He just stands around, throws his two cents in and leaves. Me: He does that in Shop class. Like, pretends to be looking at something and takes off. CZ: Yeah. I think he likes you (not her exact words but close enough). Me: *swoons* Maybe? So, yeah. Good to see I'm not the only one who's noticed. Speaking of whom, I have officially kicked his ass in Tetris now. It is my belief that I am genetically inclined towards being good at Tetris (Russian) but he kept calling bullshit on my theory. Now it has been proven. 55,000 POINTS, BITCH!