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  • (44) i'm just sitting in my car, waiting for my girl.

    by Mowthwaush on December 12, 2008
    I have to tell you about the school dance we had last night (Yes, I HAVE to tell you, and you have no say in the matter xD) BUT FIRST I need to type up this conversation CC and I had in Spanish: (We'd been talking about my dad's redneck-ness which brought us to the subject of King of the Hill) CC: Yeah, but that Hank Hill guy is pretty cool. I want a shirt tan like that when I get older. Me: Hah, I don't think you could get any tanner than you are now (he's Arab). CC: No, did you SEE me when I got back from Mexico last year? Me: I don't really remember. CC: Dude, I looked like Aunt Jemima. Me: *laughing* Oh. My GOD. CC: I'm not even kidding! If I were wearing an apron and had curly hair I'd be just like her. Me: You should come to school wearing an apron with a bucket of pancakes after Christmas break. That would make my year. CC: $50 and I'll do it. Me: DONE. And put the pancakes in a bucket and the syrup in a gasoline can. CC: AWESOME. So there you have it, he's coming to school in January as an Aunt Jemima look alike. xD AND, the dance. Went pretty good. Some kids brought in alcohol and were absolutely PLASTERED drunk the night but other than that, good times. I requested YMCA by The Village People and THEY PLAYED IT. Some kids stood behind the projector screen for the YMCA dance but they lined up backwards and did the C wrong. xD But you can't help but applaud the effort. I danced with TB, which was somewhat awkward, but I'd rather him than some random kid like last year. SOME RANDOM KID: Wanna dance? Me: I, uh, err, hm... sure? SEVERAL PEOPLE (HS, CC, and MB in particular) who said they were going failed to make an appearance. I can live without CC and MB being there but WITHOUT HS IT JUST AIN'T A PARTY. D: Today, on the other hand, we had an assembly first period on a variety of things. There was an aboriginal man talking about the aboriginal segregated school fiasco in the 20's, some chick from down island talking to us about an assortment of topics, and a man in a tight shirt sharing his experiences with homophobia. The highlight of the morning: ABORIGINAL MAN: ...and this is why our people still have much healing to do. Thank you. *applause* SOME GIRL: Hey, my name's Kendall, and I'm here to talk to you about SEX! THE AUDIENCE: OH BOY! :D xD P.E. we just watched a movie because the Eight and Sevens were using the auditorium for THEIR assembly. Which is good, because no square dancing. Third period we watched Master and Commander for Socials and fourth we watched Bill Nye on astronomy. And that was my day. Who in the hell is Aunt Jemima?
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  • (43) Most Beautiful Girl in the Room - Flight of the Conchords

    by Mowthwaush on December 10, 2008
    I already did this on Facebook but I feel like doing it again, so: RULES: 1. Put your MP3 player/ iPod on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Hiphopapotamus vs. Rhymnoceros - Flight of the Conchords (Can you imagine if I DID?) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Dreamer - Ozzy Osbourne (....yeah...xD) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? If You Were Gay - Avenue Q (xD Oh wow. I'm not, for the record.) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Lose Yourself - Eminem (Kind of.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Snakes on a Plane (Bring it) - Cobra Starship (That's EPIC) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Black Magic Woman - Santana (...intense.) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? The Church of Hot Addiction - Cobra Starship (xD NICE.) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Fish Heads - Dr. Demento (OH MY GOD. YES.) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Milk and Cereal - G.Love and Special Sauce (xDDDD this quiz is made of win, I tell you.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Taylor - Jack Johnson (Well... no, I don't see it.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Ice Cream - Jeffree Star (Wtf. xD) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - Panic at the Disco (No, I'd try not to be a whore for a living... xD) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Pretender - Foo Fighters (Awww, no I don't... D: The Facebook one matched up a lot better.) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? One Man Army - Our Lady Peace (That's kind of... depressing.) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Kickapoo - Tenacious D (OH GOD YESYESYES. :DDDD) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?? Time to Pretend - MGMT (Sadly enough... [Facebook was 'Everybody - Stabilo' xD]) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? All Will Be Well - Gabe Dixon (I kind of WANT all to be well, thanks..) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Innocent - Our Lady Peace (Oh wowwww....) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? All Around The World - Red Hot Chilli Peppers (Well, I do have friends all around the world... o.o) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Most Beautiful Girl in the Room - Flight of the Conchords (Or at least in the top three... xD)
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  • (42) Best friend-bullshit.

    by Mowthwaush on December 10, 2008
    You've taken. Everything. My personality. My health. My look. My friends. My identity. Tomorrow, please let me have just this one thing. PLEASE. P.S.: You were NOT born with twelve fingers. I don't have to ask your mom, I K-N-O-W.
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  • (41) I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewaaaaaaaaaannnn.....

    by Mowthwaush on December 10, 2008
    I had the greatest dream ever and I am SO disappointed that it was just a dream. (Here's hoping the HTML works...) Whilst waiting for the bus, my friends and several random people burst into song, namely "Ur so Gay" by Katy Perry: JM: I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf, while jacking off listening to Mozart... SOME OTHER KID: You bitch and moan about L.A., wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway... KR: You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars, JB: You're so indie rock it's almost an art, CC: You need SPF 45 just to stay alive! ALL THE GUYS: YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS, ALL THE GIRLS: No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even liiiiiike boys.... ALL THE GIRLS: YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS, ALL THE GUYS: No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even liiiiiike boys.... ME: What the fuck is this, a musical? And then we were interrupted by a mentally handicapped bus driver with a slashed window wishing us a happy birthday. Yeah, it was wacky.
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  • (40)

    by Mowthwaush on December 08, 2008
    Holy shit. I can't talk to you anymore. I hope to god you get a life.
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  • (39) Hold on a second.

    by Mowthwaush on December 08, 2008
    Dear Kanye West, I hate you. Now, allow me to explain WHY I hate you. See, I am absolutely in love with a song by the equally awesome band Heart (who's awesomeness you will never surpass, rest assured), titled 'Heartless'. Now, it has recently been brought to my attention that you too have a song of the same title. Now, this would be just peaches and cream if it weren't for the fact that you happen to be unfairly popular these days, while Heart is no longer. While a real shame, I still find it extremely unfair of YOU to be hogging up all the share of fame. Unable to find the tune on iTunes, I turned to the dark world of illegal downloading. Guess what? No Heart. In both senses of the term. I find this unacceptable. I NEED my Heart. I NEED Heartless. And you come along and name your song the same thing and now I can't even get Heartless ILLEGALLY. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GALL THAT REQUIRES? To be unable to get ANYTHING illegally? There's no doubt in my mind you did this on purpose, you tricky bastard. Screw you, A concerned Heart fan
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  • (38) Fuck you, CZ.

    by Mowthwaush on December 07, 2008
    Stop. Copying me. You are so fucking annoying. I don't feel comfortable sharing anything with you anymore, because I know, sooner or later, the EXACT SAME THING would appear in your life. I tell you I get migraines? A week later, so do you. I tell you about the auras? Well... The voices was the last straw. It's not fucking funny. It's not fucking funny when you hear shit that isn't there. And it's not fucking funny when suddenly, so do you. You wanna be my friend so bad? Be your own person. You are you. I am me. You are not me. Leave me the fuck alone. Sometimes I HATE being your friend. I really do. I don't want to hate you. But when you do this shit... Go. Away. Be. Yourself. For a change.
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  • (37) Nine in the Afternoon - Panic at the Disco

    by Mowthwaush on December 07, 2008
    So I went to JB's birthday party last night. MR, KR, TB, DL, this random guy I think I danced with last year, MH and this other chick were all there. It was great (and utterly HILARIOUS with DL and TB's presence xD) until two of JB's friends who happen to be eighteen (yeah, she's one of those types who's mother lets her hang out [cuddle] with older guys) showed up. One of them, KH, I've met before and he's pretty cool, but the other guy, holy Christ almighty I hate him so much. He was at her party last year. He still sucks. To summarize, the ENTIRE content of anything he said that night revolved around how there were too many little kids (Fifteen year olds) in the house at the time, and how funny he thought our 'LG drama' was."Oh my god, fucking LG's and their baby drama, it's so fucking funny." Fuckin' A. First off, you were INVITED to the party by a fourteen year old, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT. Second, as much as you don't care for our 'baby drama' (and calm the fuck down you're only three years older than the rest of us), we don't much care for your BITCHING ABOUT IT. Yeah, I really hate that guy. He's annoying as hell and thinks he's hot shit because he somehow managed to graduate. And his hair fucking sucks. On a lighter note, I had fun overall at the party. Even though I fell asleep halfway through Step Up Two. But, I wasn't the FIRST person to fall asleep at the party, MR was. So yeah. xD When I go to these things everyone singles me out as 'the chick who falls asleep first and then we get to draw on her face'. Nuh uh. Uhhh... what else. UM, my computer is on crack. I have it on safe mode right now and as such I can't put in text effects on this entry. Not like I ever do, though. xD I think I may have fixed the problem now, though, I'll try again in a bit. OH, AND, CZ sold me her sweater. It's like wearing a cat, swear to god. Fifty dollars. Well, thirty, but I already owe her twenty, so yeah. I'm paying for it with Christmas money. Here's hoping I actually get some. xD
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  • (36) she's so hot she's making me sexist... bitch.

    by Mowthwaush on December 05, 2008

    Oh geeze I had something I was gonna write in her and then I COMPLETELY forgot.

    wait, it'll come to me.

    OH THERE IT IS.

    I got the shit beaten out of me in gym today. No, I didn't piss anyone off. I just happened to be the goalie for the European Handball game. And this overly-enthusiastic-jock-type kid was on the offensive team.
    In short, I fucked up my shoulder blocking the stupid thing. The times when I actually TRIED. It was kind of a "I know I should try to block the hit but it is going to hurt like holy hell if I do" kind of situations. Actually, that sums it up. That and the kid is a total asshole. Not just for causing my entire arm to swell up, but because of his ATTITUDE. He'd get in my face, fake me out about 7 times until I'm visibly pissed off, make liked he's gonna shoot and then fake again/pass to the guy waiting conveniently behind me. Then we start with the baby noises.
    "Oh, oh, where is gonna go? WHERE IT GONNA GO? OHWHERE'SITGONNAGOABABAHASHAHAAAA?"
    Swear to god. THIIIIIIIIIS CLOSE to kicking him in the rocks. I'm not even kidding. What a fucking loser. It's European Handball, calm the fuck down.
    Sorry, I'm just pissed off about it. The kicker is that he's so 'nice' out of class/around the hot chicks in school, then next thing you know he's laughing while you collapse to the ground clutching your shoulder while pain sears through your upper torso. What a jackass. I have bruises now.
    Anyhow, I won't dwell on it. He's not deserving of my attention. xD

    Uh, what else? Oh yeah. I joined the basketball team. Practice starts soon....ish. When we actually get a coach. x)

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  • (35) Born On The Bayou - Creedence Clearwater Revival

    by Mowthwaush on December 04, 2008

    Sorry. This might turn out to be a super-long emotional gushing entry. But first I have to get the whole 'Guess what I did today' thing out of the way.

    SO, there was supposed to be a school dance tonight but the band's van (I know. We got a BAND. Usually they just play music videos on a projector screen and put up a few strobe lights. We live in the ''hood' part of town, according to my English teacher. xD) broke down in Vancouver so... no dance tonight. Next week. So instead of getting ready tonight I went to AR's house with CZ. We jammed out on Guitar Hero and American Idol. I suck at both. ;D
    Aaaaaaaand then I came home at seven and completely forgot I had to do my paper route that day (quitting before Christmas, by the way. I'm putting in my two-weeks notice tomorrow). So I had to do it in complete darkness. Good times.

    OKAY TIME FOR SOME GUSHING. I give you permission to skip this section.

    I think... (Oh, geeze, the whole reason I'm on here is for this shocking revelation and I don't even know where to start) I like CC? o.o Oh, big surprise, right. Well in my mind anyhow. I don't think I talk too much about crushes in this journal, do I? Hope not. Anywho.
    It's stunning to ME anyhow, because just a little while ago I was ranting about how I just wanted to be FRIENDS with a guy for a change. Well, no luck with CC, I guess.
    I dunno, the teacher put us into study groups for Math today and deep down I threw a tantrum when I wasn't in his group. And so there, calculator in one hand and review sheet in the other, I realized the inevitable: I have a crush on my best guy-friend.
    Bad (good?) times.
    THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO OVER WELL. I can tell. Most of my other friends don't like him. Exact same situation with JM last year. Except less intense because I wasn't REALLY good friends with JM. I'm not with CC either, but we're still kinda-sorta-close-ish in a platonic way, if you know what I mean. I know what I mean. xD

    Why do I do this to myself? Like, holy shit. Last year, when everyone thought I liked JL (o.O) I was almost GLAD because, if I may paraphrase myself, "I'd rather people think I like JL than know I like JM." This year I've no one to 'fall back on'.

    I'm so inexperienced with this type of shit it's amusing. I should've been like every other good little girl and whored myself out at eight. xD Or maybe not.

    I dunno. Just needed to get that off my chest.

    MUSIC WISE, I have rekindled my love for CCR. Oh gosh, Fogerty's voice is lovely. <3 Born On The Bayou is a good song in particular because of, well, the voice, and the actual MUSIC too. I'm also into another band for some reason, Dragon Force. I found them accidently in Windows Media Player and now I'm a fan. xD The singing is pretty generic, but you gotta dig the electric guitar. Anyhow.

    ALSO, I really really really REALLY like the song Naveed by Our Lady Peace. Thought I'd share that. Enjoy.

    AND you know what? I'm not gonna re-read this post. Shut up, it's a big deal for me. I'mma just post it. No revising. One, two, three, post.

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