I’m a rich and famous doctor
Always knew I’d be
Expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind

I love puu-tting women’s minds at rest
I love puu-shing myself to be the best
Doctor Stephen’s in awe

I’ve got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There’s not a lip that I can’t read
A pap that I can’t smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin’
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just assume I’d
??????
Think I’ll stick to your
c-front


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  • 0
    General CommentThese lyrics are off. Also, the correct title is "Dr. Stephen."
    Eamonon October 08, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFor the the bottom part, the corrent lyrics are

    When your legs are open
    I begin the gropin’
    But I fear I must be blunt
    I would just as soon, I'd go to your balloon
    Think I’ll stick to your
    c-front
    bobplazon January 07, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIsn't it ''Doctor Stephen’s here'' not ''Doctor Stephen’s in awe'' ?
    FalseSmileson December 08, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentActually... it is "Doctor Stephen's in" but then he makes a "uh" noise.
    loudchildon February 09, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentActually, I'm pretty sure it's

    "I would just as soon not go near your balloon,
    I think I'll stick to your... front"
    Splitfuseon August 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's "I would just as soon not go near your balloon knot."
    Eamonon September 25, 2008   Link

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