When you think about it
He's watching every word you say, yeah
Say yeah
And when he's sussed you out
He calls her up and out she comes and hustles
Us

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

He watched the lesbian talk
She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust
Crushed
He couldn't make the call
His eyes were gripped on licking tongues
Enough's enough
Failed for once

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
Place where they first set eyes on each other
Flew to the sun to start life all over
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals

Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo


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The Bartender and the Thief Lyrics as written by Stuart Cable Kelly Jones

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    "Kelly: "We were waiting for a plane in New Zealand and all these sailors were walking in and out of the bar. Everyone was acting really weird and there were lesbians at the bar. I thought the bartender must see so many different things as people change character, from Jekyll to Hyde, sober to drunk. So I wrote this completely tongue-in-cheek story about the bartender and the thief who is robbing everybody. I found the melody for the chorus on a dictaphone tape. I'd been putting ideas on tape for two years and had never played them back before, until then!" Kelly: "The song came from an idea we had in this weird bar in New Zealand. It was this really strange place where these mad sailors wandered in and out all night."

    A website this was gotten from.

    TheHappiestColouron July 22, 2003   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    I think this is about a couple who rob their bar apparently

    charleigh123on March 26, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    What a song this is, possibly the best they've ever done.

    Can't wait to see them (09/11/2007 - Sheffield Hallam FM Arena) gunna be unba-foooookin-leavable.

    bandouton June 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    I don't care what this song means. It bloody rocks!

    [inactive account]on May 11, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    The song is about meeting a pair of lesbians in a bar - the bartender and the thief. They fall in love and end up moving to Spain to start a new life - not an entirely honest one by the last line!

    tom_s252on May 26, 2004   Link
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    what the god damn f**k? only 2 comments. i can't really belive this band is so underratedthe. lyrics must have "he calls her up and out" between line 2-3.

    ColdenScenceon July 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Wicked song

    wild_armson September 22, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Lmao - in the middle of the live version (on Live from Dakota), he just starts singing "The ace of spades! The ace of spades!"

    strider3005on October 09, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    necrophilia?

    newcoterierotaryon October 27, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    He sang 'The ace of spades" last night too.

    Mrs_Monkeyon November 21, 2007   Link

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