You remind me of a god you are my hero
An authority on all and sundry, it's remarkable your
Depth of knowledge but there's something wrong
With your eyes.

What are they protecting you from
There's something wrong with your eyelids.


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    this is a song about the sports guy on channel 10 news. as ive said before about their other songs its just a funny song. id never read the lyrics before but there must be somthing fucked up about his eyelids. ill have to check next time when im watching channel 10 news first at 5.

    stormin_normanon September 24, 2005   Link
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    this is a song about the sports guy on channel 10 news. as ive said before about their other songs its just a funny song. id never read the lyrics before but there must be somthing fucked up about his eyelids. ill have to check next time when im watching channel 10 news first at 5.

    stormin_normanon September 24, 2005   Link
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    Tim is a funy lookn fella any way!!

    Misguided_boyon December 06, 2005   Link
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    He used to host sports tonight, but now does not. His eye lids slant outwards like helen hunt.

    beergoggles69on December 11, 2005   Link
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    tim webster actually heard this song and thought it was funny good on him for taking a joke

    Dressed2Depresson February 27, 2006   Link
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    clap 3 times...s pin around and say the name of the person you want to be with? forever...post this on 7 pages and this saturday that person will suddely relize how much you mean to them... you dont do this... that person will think the oppiste and never want to see you again...

    musicroxxson October 22, 2012   Link

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