Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays its blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big ten inch

Record of a band that plays those blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays those blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that play the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues


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    Ha ha...this song's great..definite innuendo, and pulled off well, the way "record" is added in there. i'm sure you can analyze it w/ or w/o the sex. and the backing jazz band or w/e they have goin is really good..i'd love to get some friends to play this song

    and i agree, it does sound like "suck on my big ten inch..." i wonder which word he thought about when he sang it?

    ZepHead379Oneon August 24, 2005   Link

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