The Bad Touch Lyrics
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
hehe this is a great song! I just can't believe I sang it when I was 11 and didn't realise what it meant! oopsie ;)
the first time i sang karaoke was last friday and this is the song i sang. and danced to it too! what a blast! this song is so hilarious. but i changed it to 'put your hands down my pants and i'll be you'll feel ..errr vagina!' haha nice save.. but yea this song rocks
I swear, this song has some of the dumbest similes and metaphors. But they do make it a very ass-shaking song, so you gotta sing along with it.
haha.... am i the only one that loves this song? haha, we used to listen to this song in PE my sophomore year in HS, all the guys and I made this terrible corny and vulgar dance to go along with it... it was great... gotta show my love for the bloodhound gang, this song took some damn creativity!
I agree, not sure why everyone is hating on it. I heard the guys from Def Karaoke Jam on the radio saying this is one of their fave songs...
I agree, not sure why everyone is hating on it. I heard the guys from Def Karaoke Jam on the radio saying this is one of their fave songs...
good song, i absolutely loved it when i first heard it, and thevideoi found quite amusing
Catchy song, no real meaning, which normally takes away from the song, but this one is good with me I guess.
videos hilarious..gotta love it
Yes the video is hilarious. I like this song very much and the only meaning for this song is.... sex
This song kicks ass and I agree..the video is awesome. I want one of those home boy monkey suits so bad for my friends mardi gras party. Ahh lol...this song just makes ya so happy and you gotta do that little dance they do in the video at the "you and me baby...". lol just like everyone else..i can remember singing this when i was like 11 at recess..dancing on the soccer field with my wierd ass friends...ahh what happend to good the times? :o( beh.
great song. the meaningless ones often are. makes me laugh everytime i hear it. somewhat desturbing lyrics all around a pretty sweet song