Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

(I'd appreciate your input)

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)


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The Bad Touch Lyrics as written by James M. Franks

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  • +7
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    hehe this is a great song! I just can't believe I sang it when I was 11 and didn't realise what it meant! oopsie ;)

    _gothqueen_on August 28, 2002   Link
  • +4
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    the first time i sang karaoke was last friday and this is the song i sang. and danced to it too! what a blast! this song is so hilarious. but i changed it to 'put your hands down my pants and i'll be you'll feel ..errr vagina!' haha nice save.. but yea this song rocks

    ktisthecoolest85on March 15, 2003   Link
  • +1
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    I swear, this song has some of the dumbest similes and metaphors. But they do make it a very ass-shaking song, so you gotta sing along with it.

    RemyKilledElvison July 27, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    haha.... am i the only one that loves this song? haha, we used to listen to this song in PE my sophomore year in HS, all the guys and I made this terrible corny and vulgar dance to go along with it... it was great... gotta show my love for the bloodhound gang, this song took some damn creativity!

    bombgirlnextdooron August 13, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    good song, i absolutely loved it when i first heard it, and thevideoi found quite amusing

    mysteriousdragonon August 17, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Catchy song, no real meaning, which normally takes away from the song, but this one is good with me I guess.

    TheHookon August 26, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    videos hilarious..gotta love it

    QuEeFeRon March 15, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Yes the video is hilarious. I like this song very much and the only meaning for this song is.... sex

    Illithidon March 23, 2003   Link
  • 0
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    This song kicks ass and I agree..the video is awesome. I want one of those home boy monkey suits so bad for my friends mardi gras party. Ahh lol...this song just makes ya so happy and you gotta do that little dance they do in the video at the "you and me baby...". lol just like everyone else..i can remember singing this when i was like 11 at recess..dancing on the soccer field with my wierd ass friends...ahh what happend to good the times? :o( beh.

    Mike Rotchhon April 01, 2003   Link
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    great song. the meaningless ones often are. makes me laugh everytime i hear it. somewhat desturbing lyrics all around a pretty sweet song

    tubagrlon April 18, 2003   Link

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