If you were there, beware the serpent soul pinchers
Three-hundred and fifty "No, thank you"s and nobody flinches
Go on, girl, go on, give us something gruesome
We require your grief, the thugs help the thieves
As they're trying to rob the words from her gob and
Take the source of the innocence

If you were there, beware the serpent soul pinchers
Can't you sense she was never meant to fill column inches
Ain't you had enough? What you're trying to dig up
Isn't there to be dug, the thieves help the thugs
As they're trying to beat the good grace of a sweetheart
Out to the point she'll comply

And why leave her on her own?
If I'd have known then I wouldn't have said it
I wouldn't have said it if I would have known
Why leave her on her own?
If I predicted tears then I wouldn't have said it
I wouldn't have said it if I would have known

There's a circle of witches, ambitiously vicious they are
Our attempts to remind them of reason won't get us that far
But I don't know what it is that they want
I don't know what it is that they want
But I haven't got it to give
And she hasn't got it to give


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    General Comment

    I think this song is about the girl in mardy bum and how the sun tracked her down and hasselled her for her story as they do; even though she "was never meant to fill column inches". Something alex feels guilty about for writing mardy bum in the first place... "if i'd have predicted tears then i wouldn't have said it."

    deardeanon July 14, 2007   Link
  • +2
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    the lyrics are wrong :)

    "The thugs help the thieves as they're trying to rob the words from her gob and take the swords to the innocence"

    "Can't you sense she was never meant to fill column inches Haven’t you had enough, what you're trying to dig up isn't there to be dug"

    "The thieves help the thugs as they're trying to beat the good grace of a sweetheart out to the point she'll comply"

    "Why? Leave her on her own, if I'd have known, I wouldn't have said it, I wouldn't have said it, if I would have known x2"

    and yeah it about the press. alex's ex gf got quite a bit of hassle off em

    ,tAn-xon May 09, 2007   Link
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    General Comment

    Oh wow! i'm the first to analyse! awesome! Well i'm pretty sure it's about journalists trying to find a story in nothing, and getting stupid made up quotes from people who once knew someone famous. This one sounds like it's an ex girlfriend they're trying to get info out of... I think there may be an error: "As they're trying to be the digger graves of her sweet Heart and to the point she'll comply" Would make more sense as 'trying to beat the good grace out of a sweetheart to the point she'll comply" I really like this song!

    Ozfanon April 24, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    This song is about loss of innocence through manipluating a young girls thought process to adjust to her boyfriends but he remembers that he can't...

    agexax15on May 25, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    does anyone else think that the line "there's a circle of witches ambitiously vicious they are" is a reference to macbeth?!

    ellamayhon February 05, 2013   Link
  • +1
    My Interpretation

    This is such a beautiful song! A lot of their more thought provoking songs make me think about the death of love, the loss of innocence, and the uncaringness of youth today. And that's exactly what this song makes me think of.

    He seems to be saying it's a cruel world, where snakes are just waiting to get a piece of an innocent girl's soul. Everything is business as usual "three hundred and fifty, no thank you's and nobody flinches". And of course, the bad guys are on the same team. They're hounding her to make her say what they want to hear until she's lost her grace. Now another innocent is corrupted.

    And it seems that things wouldn't need to be so bad if everyone was reasonable, but that doesn't matter they're "ambitiously vicious" and will do anything to get what they want. And the fact that he says neither of them have it, makes me think that they just want their misery, which is really what those "serpent soul pinchers" are--happiness haters. I love when he says "and whyyyyy leave her on herrrrr oooown"

    howdidwegethereon January 17, 2014   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    British tabloid press?

    snitchdaboyon April 17, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    oops sorry i wasn't the first...didn't see you there

    Ozfanon April 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I'm sure it's: 'The thugs help the thieves'

    DrBoberton May 06, 2007   Link
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    General Comment

    ,tAn-x was right: "The thieves help the thugs as they're trying to beat the good grace of a sweetheart out to the point she'll comply."

    "Why? Leave her on her own, if I'd have known, I wouldn't have said it, I wouldn't have said it, if I would have known."

    This, in my opinion, is definately one of the best songs on the album, together with 'Do Me A Favour'. The meaning is clear so I thought I'd just say that.

    BoyNamedTimon June 26, 2007   Link

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