If You Were There, Beware Lyrics

Lyric discussion by deardean 

Cover art for If You Were There, Beware lyrics by Arctic Monkeys

I think this song is about the girl in mardy bum and how the sun tracked her down and hasselled her for her story as they do; even though she "was never meant to fill column inches". Something alex feels guilty about for writing mardy bum in the first place... "if i'd have predicted tears then i wouldn't have said it."