Xaul Zan's Heart

Umm... Yes that's an interlude And though I don't really think there are written lyrics anywhere I hear the verses like this...

Verse 1: Lookin at my broccoli it's about that time Polishin the nasty cauliflower patches till they shine Xaul rocks! Tried to have phone sex but you called the cops Plus the holes are too small I've got these huge bald spots On top of my head emerging like unwanted islands I'm trying to vote my self off of By force of nature I'm pushed off the (?) to face a world of war wages And girls of all ages Hi! I'm the guy you don't love just yet But I write poems with my tongue on your neck Hoping for some sex Older than sunsets Golden boy, blue balls Totally upset, but overjoyed by Ru Paul The bipolar bear hug got you sick to your stomach When I hold a beer mug and make you sip from it Thinkin this plug dick will kill the dead silence in your body I wanna be the life of the search party

(Verse 2) Now if I monger whores While Joe mongers whores And he mongers whores While she mongers whores And we monger whores While they monger whores It's a mother flockin orgy y'all, cause I got yours Say what? Xaul Zan is here No random fan from the small van I stare (??) calling your man a crook Cause I'm deep (how deep?) I'm deeper than Sage Francis Retreating the gay campus Bleeding on AIDs pamphlets I shit dance moves battle with the spinning moonwalks It's in the attitudes Grab my miniscule crotch! I will remove the cross That dangles in the cleavage Of every christian chick who thinks her tits are saving Jesus Gee whiz! Listen to the knowledge that I'm kickin I'm not hard on women I put my hard-on on women I'm starting with (??) who shouts with her face down When I'm not swingin', I'm scoutin out the playgrounds

We made you bounce so hard in your car it made your tires flat Joe stole your ho, and I'ma make you buy her back She tried to grab my handlebar moustache Saying I'll never steer you wrong And I'm like "sure you're right" I got a kool-aid smile with some midol Cause I'm down with you And down on you When your child calls I'm Xaul Zan Damn, I have to say it again? Halfsharkalligatorhalfman half amazing Nasty scab collector Broken heart donor Political party crasher Love me or leave me a loner Professional melon bruiser With a style that's fresher Some think I'm a (??) Inner-child mollestor! Thirty-something dirty Mac dump trucker Mineral spring chicken shit fairy god mother fucker A diaphram pussy diver, clear the floor I am womanizer, hear me whore?