"Susquehanna Hat Company" as written by and Jay/smallens Blumenfield....
So she said fuck this town,
Nothing's ever going down
Spun herself round and round
Drilled herself into the ground
Twenty kids fell in that hole
I was twenty-one out of control
She crawled right inside my brain
She's some mental hurricane

All you do is say her name
Everybody goes insane

So I said screw that girl
She's the end of the world
Don't like what she does to me
Makes me hate my memory
I said things I am ashamed
To the girl with three first names
She crawled right inside my brain
She's some mental hurricane

Lyrics submitted by Joe543345

"Susquehanna Hat Company" as written by Tim Quirk Jay Blumenfield

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    General CommentWhat does the title of the song have to do with the lyrics?

    Well, "Susquehanna Hat Company" is the name of an old vaudeville routine where a comedian asks a man for directions to the hat company only to have the man go berserk because of a tragedy that occurred to a relative at the company. Every person the comedian asks has had a terrible experience with the hat company and, inevitably, the comedian is beaten up simply for mentioning the name.

    Here's a clip of Abbott & Costello performing the routine from their film IN SOCIETY (1944): youtube.com/…

    The Three Stooges did a variation of this routine in which the words "Niagra Falls" are substituted for the hat company which provoke the memorable phrase "Slowly I turn...step by step..."
    RogerRyanon February 02, 2011   Link

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