Hey, girl
I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen

Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line

Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)

A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)

It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:

One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box


Lyrics submitted by Eamon

D**k in a Box Lyrics as written by Andy D. Samberg Akiva Schaffer

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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    justin and andy. what a pair.

    elevenelevenon December 26, 2006   Link
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    yesyesyesyessssssss

    elleonon December 27, 2006   Link
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    i wouldn't mind getting a dick in a box....lol seriously this was the funniest thing snl has done in a very long time

    iloverobon January 06, 2007   Link
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    no its shit

    friscleon February 19, 2007   Link
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    ahaaa i love this so much.

    chloeheartsdiscoon March 20, 2007   Link
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    holy crap. is this an actual song??

    sable Jesteron April 16, 2007   Link
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    haaahaa, i just saw this on SNL and I'm pretty sure it was the most wrong, and funniest thing I have seen in a longg time, haha

    inpeaceson December 16, 2007   Link
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    ROTFLMFAO this song is so wrong its right

    Bethamphetamineon December 21, 2007   Link
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    hehe

    rockerpoeton January 26, 2008   Link
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    haha watching this on SNL a few years ago. hilarious! the video definitely makes the song much better so those that don't like it should watch the video.

    jello_bobon March 12, 2009   Link

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