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Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics

Beelzeboss - I am complete!

JB/KG - Fuuuck !

Beelzeboss - Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB - Waait waait waaait, you mother fucker! We challenge you to a Rock Off!
JB/KG - Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

Beelzeboss - FUCK!
FUCK!
Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me,
From declining a Rock Off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

JB - If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay our rent!

Beelzeboss - And what If I win?

JB - Then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG - What!?
JB - Trust me Kage it's the only way!
KG - What the fuck are you talkin about?
JB - To be your little bitch!

Beelzeboss - FINE!
Let the Rock Off begin! Hahahaha!
I'm the Devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
I'm the devil I can do what I want,
Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a Rock Off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell,
I'm Gonna fill him with my hot demon gel,
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel!


JB - Nooooo! C'mon Kage bring the thunder!
KG - There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece!
JB - Listen to me,
KG - He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
JB - God dammit Kage, he's gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle Mayonnaise,
KG - Noo!
JB - Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam!
KG Dude, we've been through so much shit,
JB - Deactivated lasers with my dick!
JB/KG - Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
JB - C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down!
KG - I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down!
JB - Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
KG - We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town!
JB/KG - Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
KG - He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
JB - C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!
KG Ooooooh we'll pile-drive you, it's time for a fight now!

JB - Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you, for all man-kind!
You hold the sceptar, we hold the key!
You are the devil, we are the D!
JB/KG - We are the D! (x17)

Beelzeboss - You guys are fucking lame! Come on Kage, you're coming with me!
Taste my lightning, sucker!

JB - NOOOO!

Beelzeboss - Ow, FUCK!
My fucking horn!
Ohh no!

JB - From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are, complete again!

Beelzeboss - NOOOOO!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
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smitty83 On Nov 19, 2006
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! DAVE GROHL NEEDS TO DO A HEAVY CD RIGHT NOW...he sings/growls the devils parts and they are some of the best vocals ever.

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

The ending to the album, before the credits and the ending to the film. Love the mix of the metal and Classic Tenacious D rock. Awsome! Best on the Album by far!

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

its the greatest song in the world wvewr it roks so much AGGGGHHHHHHHH its so awsum hey did u guys know that jack blacks real first name is thomas?? an this song is what tribute is all about an the film roks

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

aint it we know ur weekness rockin socks?

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

Original tribute song from the show, rocket sauce is what destroys the demon when Jables is fighting him in a wrestling ring. It's rocket sauce, not rockin socks.

And since it's so much different then what the whole Tribute story is, and since the whole Tribute song was just a random excuse to a cop in the show, I'm thinking this has nothing to do with Tribute. Just the final showdown with beelzebub.

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

Yeah, it's Thomas J Black. I'm not sure if the J stands for Jack or not, but Jack has been his nickname since High School.

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

its hey anti-christa not educationer

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

Thanks, it's edited. I wasn't sure about that line, and another site told me it was educationer.

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

That mystery KG line is "Ohhhhh we'll pile-drive you, it's time for a fight now"

Cover art for Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) lyrics by Tenacious D

no its actually

"Well piledrive you, its time for the smackdown."