This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard


Lyrics submitted by Christ2j6

"Fuck Her Gently" as written by Kyle Richard Gass Thomas Jacob Black

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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  • +1
    General CommentThis song saved my marriage! Listen to this song guys...listen CLOSELY ::sniff:sniff:: Thank you Tenacious D!!
    tnukeron December 13, 2001   Link
  • +1
    General Commentfor all you guys out there..please take note of this song, u might learn something, god forbid
    sunny22auon February 22, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Commentit's romantically vulgar. or vulgarly romantic. i love it.
    rio197on October 12, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment"That's fucking teamwork" priceless.
    jumpthemoonon December 07, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentYou have to be pretty dense to not know what this song is about.
    Hayseboion July 16, 2010   Link
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    General Comment-------------->Whats your favorite posish?<-----------------
    -------------->That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you<---------
    -------------->Whats your favorite dish?<-------------------
    -------------->Im not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar<---------------------

    askingalexandriassecretloveron December 30, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is definitly one of the better animated videos out there.…
    ramtharon February 22, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Commentword, this song is so cool. tenacious d owns you.
    weezerific:cutleryon March 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commenthmmm fuck her gently and heed the d's warning or fuck her hard and get off faster. this my friends is the true mystery of life.
    Spider6333on April 27, 2002   Link
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    General CommentSpider, I think you fail to understand the full meaning of the song. If you note the last 2 lines, the answer is of course: "first one, then the other."
    llama37on May 02, 2002   Link

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