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Kielbasa Lyrics
[spoken]
KG: Dude, we gotta fuckin’ write something new. C’mon.
[strums]
JB: I don’t like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
JB: Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
JB: That’s it. Okay.
[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!
Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah [yeah],
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer [prayer],
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.
two words: anal sex
Nope, it's Butt CHEESE. And this discrepancy is actually on purpose, to show their craving for the ass. It's symbolic, really. Others might want the butt cheeks, but their devotion to the ass is shown in the use of the word cheese. And stop smiling at me.
yeah man i wonder why he mentions dianetics too, and right before krishna as well. hey jack! elaborate at some point, we all wanna know!
it started me gettin scared and all willie'd up that he may think scientology is more than just something to laugh at..or be frightened of.
@SparkleRedRose He mentions it in a Q&A on Youtube. He says dionetics Jr. Is a cross between the scientology religion and the band dinosaur Jr. And its better than Krishna because it's the best religion ever! Jack black more like Jack wack right? Wack-o
@SparkleRedRose He mentions it in a Q&A on Youtube. He says dionetics Jr. Is a cross between the scientology religion and the band dinosaur Jr. And its better than Krishna because it's the best religion ever! Jack black more like Jack wack right? Wack-o
Mostly, this song is about anal sex, of course. However, I'd like to know why they sing about Dianetics. Dianetics, for those who don't know, is a central belief of Scientology. Scientology is that crazy cult-like religion started by L. Ron Hubbard. Krishna is a reference to the Hare Krishna, those monk guys in robes who give you junk at the airport. My point, well, I don't have one, except that the D are funny as hell.
Maybe the D think Scientology is worth as much as anal sex?? Then again, I hear hookers charge extra for that....
I believe that is "Butt Cheeks" not "Butt Cheese" :)
all right
hilarious
Poop, tee hee...
Im afraid it is BUTT CHEEKS