In regards to the meaning of this song:
Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.”
That’s the thing about Geoff and his sublime poetry, you think it’s about one thing, but really it’s about something entirely different. But the lyrics are still universal and omnipresent, ubiquitous, even. So relatable. That’s one thing I love about this band. I also love their live performances, raw energy and Geoff’s beautiful, imperfectly perfect vocals. His voice soothes my aching soul.
Got a new dance, real easy to do
just take off your pants and watch my crew
if you do it tonight you might get laid,
if you do it right, hell you might get paid
first off, all you hoes and skanks
turn around, bend over, grab you ankles
wave that ass up in the air,
shake it real fast like you just don't care
now someone else who's tough and strong
go rub that ass up with you dong
make sure she can feel your boner
later you won't be a loner
rub it up and down 'till you both start creaming
extra points if you got her screaming
and when your dick starts turning red
punch that bitch in the back of the head
chorus:
Donkey Punch
D-D-Donkey Punch
yea make me taste my lunch
I wanna Donkey Punch
Fellas come up from behind
grab that ass and start to grind
whack your meat on my back seat
while I bend and grab my feet
riding smackin' it
all the boys attackin' it
pinch a punch a bang your wang
to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang
go pow pow put my face on the floor
smack it up now knock on my back door
cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff
bend me over, shove yourr stuff
at my pie and backside
and take me for a donkey ride
chorus
gotta decide are you the head or the tail
do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?
baby grab me by my ponytail
and slide your hide up in my backside
ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed
I'm dignified, but I like to freak
and I got technique to make your knees weak
baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!
slap these cheeks while I ride your D
if you wanna be inside of me
baby show me now that you know how
to shake it like a maniac
cuz if you're good on the dance floor,
your good in the sack
I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt
and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut
chorus
(audience participation:)
-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!
-RUB YOUR NUTS ON MY BUTT!
just take off your pants and watch my crew
if you do it tonight you might get laid,
if you do it right, hell you might get paid
first off, all you hoes and skanks
turn around, bend over, grab you ankles
wave that ass up in the air,
shake it real fast like you just don't care
now someone else who's tough and strong
go rub that ass up with you dong
make sure she can feel your boner
later you won't be a loner
rub it up and down 'till you both start creaming
extra points if you got her screaming
and when your dick starts turning red
punch that bitch in the back of the head
chorus:
Donkey Punch
D-D-Donkey Punch
yea make me taste my lunch
I wanna Donkey Punch
Fellas come up from behind
grab that ass and start to grind
whack your meat on my back seat
while I bend and grab my feet
riding smackin' it
all the boys attackin' it
pinch a punch a bang your wang
to the back of my head to my pootie tang thang
go pow pow put my face on the floor
smack it up now knock on my back door
cuz I wannit tuff wannit ruff
bend me over, shove yourr stuff
at my pie and backside
and take me for a donkey ride
chorus
gotta decide are you the head or the tail
do you wanna ride or are you getting nailed?
baby grab me by my ponytail
and slide your hide up in my backside
ride these thighs until I'm crosseyed
I'm dignified, but I like to freak
and I got technique to make your knees weak
baby shhh don't speak, grind with me!
slap these cheeks while I ride your D
if you wanna be inside of me
baby show me now that you know how
to shake it like a maniac
cuz if you're good on the dance floor,
your good in the sack
I'll grab my ankles you grab my butt
and let's donkey dance 'till you bust a nut
chorus
(audience participation:)
-ALL YOU HOES TOUCH YOUR TOES!
-RUB YOUR NUTS ON MY BUTT!
Lyrics submitted by killercutie
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even though donkey punch hurts like a fucking bitch this song is still amazing
"and when your dick starts turning red punch that bitch in the back of the head"
lol, thats the funniest shit ever! i love them so much, they are freaking ridiculous, not as good as gravy train, but still, reallly funny!
this is the shit. lmfao.
donkey punchin bitchess