Everybody Hates Me

Well Joe got a promotion
He's up there on top
Everybody was cheerin' him on
He deserves everything he's got
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face
And hide their jealousy
Me, I'm just workin' hard to get to that place where everybody hates me
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Well Bill got a promotion
He knocked Joe back down
Now Joe's everybodys long lost friend
He's back in the crowd
Guess who's the new talk of the town
The new S.O.B.
The one everybody loves cuttin' down
Man it's a sight to see
They all smile right to his face
And hide their jealousy
Me, I'm just workin' hard to get to that place where everybody hates me
But everybody wants to be the big dog
Want to wag that big dog tail
But till they are, they wanna see the big dog fail
You pay your dues and you get your breaks
Then your the S.O.B.
The one everybody loves to hate
It just comes naturally
They all smile right to your face
And hide their jealousy
That's just the way it goes
And I can't wait till everybody hates me