Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The cheque is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by its tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah, ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah, ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright
(Morning's lookin' bright)
And your pshrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know (ah, ah)
People are all the same (ah, ah)
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
[Clarinet solo]
Where everybody knows your name
(Wanna go where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name
(Wanna go where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name
(Wanna go where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came...