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Dog Food Lyrics
When I was young, in the good old days on the farm, all I ate was dog food.
All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.
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Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel.
Dog food! On some bread with a pickel.
Dog food! Guaranteed to dirve your hunger away.
Dog food! keeps a horse employed.
Dog food! Good for girls and boys.
Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli.
Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow, because my mom's on probation.
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out, nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration.
[Chorus]
Aplo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupebone! Horse meat! Yeah!
[Chorus]
All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.
Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel.
Dog food! On some bread with a pickel.
Dog food! Guaranteed to dirve your hunger away.
Dog food! keeps a horse employed.
Dog food! Good for girls and boys.
Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli.
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out, nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration.
i'm really glad that we can analyse these pointless songs. wonderful
This song is about how good dog food is. Seriously, all of you should be eating dog food, it's good for you.
It also reminds me of the time I ate a dog biscut for a quarter.
Umm... Isn't it Alpo? "BROCCOLI!" At the end, its like... "Going to the store to get some BROCCOLI... BROCCOLI..." Heh heh... Anyway. Yeah. Go Alpo. Kibbles owns. No me gusta Purina. Waffles for President. Woot. :|
I ate dog food once when I was five. True story.
I ate Pedigree canned dog food, and I have eaten dog biscuts before. I really think the canned food tast way better. dog biscuts are nasty and dry.