Oh, Canada Lyrics
it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer.
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.






if al gore won president i would move to canada...

I like the fact that this is a christian band and this song either intentionally makes no sense (making it hilarious) or the symbolism is so thick it doesn't make any sense. if the symbolism part is true, then they did it on purpose (which makes them hilarious) or thought it would mean something. oh well.

phew

This song is a joke and they are just having fun :)

This song is hilarious, one of FIF's best. Too bad their newer songs are more serious...

i like this song

Eh?

LOL, I live in Canada. Most people would take this an an insult, I think its a fucken hilarious song. Kinda Bias, they forgot to mention that we live in Igloos, and eat Seal blubber. LOL
See yah later EH

i really dont know what to say, someone should make an american version of this song. kinda funny i guess but we really don't have lemmings running freely are what ever the fuck he was saying.

Man, I love Five Iron Frenzy... one minute doing some serious praise song, the next some random crazy thing just to have fun (sometimes at the same time, too)... I mean... "Pants: The Rock Opera"... that's hard to beat. Their new album was a bit more serious and not much ska, but it's all good. Anyway, this is one of my all time favorite songs, I'm not quite sure why :D. Yeah.