Jewish Princess

Well, this song can´t be analyzed only thinking in the lyrics.

Since this is an album that criticizes society using music and sounds, as well as sound effects, this song is absolutely unique.

I like what Zappa tried to do combining certain words with subsequent sounds or voices.

NASTY, Hairy - La La La Horny - Iowwwww

Steamy - ( train sound )

He imitates a monkey as well, because that´s what he was trying to say. Men are looking for formated Barbies, archetypes, simetric and perfect girlfriends, with no regards to the fact that she´s going to smell like garlic, be poor or sound like a monkey when speaking.

Isn´t that men started to accept and embrace... Dating a "Perfect little Jewish Princess", which also became is the model for a perfect girlfriend and a great fetiche overall( type Jewish next door on any porn website and the results will be Titanic )

This song is actually talking about something more present in nowadays societies, dumb stupid people giving all at the gym and watching soap operas, eating crap and demanding more guns, less immigration and more oil..., and demanding programed dolls to fuck.

funny song like all his others. i wonder if there is another meaning. i dont think he was being sarcastic. i have an uncle who has a problem only dates woman who end up being real abusive to him. maybe thats what frank zappa wants in this song?

he was a great poet!

This is a great song

Oh man, this song cracks me up. I love Zappa.

my ex-boyfriend told me whenever he hears this song, he thinks of me. lovely.

In song "Jewish princess" Zappa sung of wanting a Jewish princess with “sand-blasted zits.” He frequently referenced germs in his lyrics since he lived close to a chemical warfare facility as a kid.

http://frankzapppa.blogspot.com/2014/02/grapevine-infecting-acne-bacteria-named.html

It sounds like the dialogue of what a man would be saying to the receptionist at an escort agency:

American Middle Class Middle Aged Male:

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Lonely inside... Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little Jewish Princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll... I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin' All up inside... I just want a Princess to ride

"Awright, back to the top... everybody twist"

I want a funky little Jewish Princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor... So long as she does it with four on the floor

"Vapor-lock"

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights...

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Receptionist of 24/7 Escorts:

Debbie would be perfect for you and she has friends that can join in but unfortunately, she doesn't work today....Only Wednesdays and Fridays.

So I always wondered what "Vapor Lock" meant, thrown in there, you can almost miss it. Well, LOL, I'm not going to tell you what it means, but if you check urban dictionary, they got it covered.
Now, is that a real poncho, or like a Sears poncho? Hmmmm... no foolin.