Jewish Princess Lyrics

Lyric discussion by BarnabyHughes 

Cover art for Jewish Princess lyrics by Frank Zappa

It sounds like the dialogue of what a man would be saying to the receptionist at an escort agency:

American Middle Class Middle Aged Male:

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma Lonely inside... Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes I want a steamy little Jewish Princess With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll... I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin' All up inside... I just want a Princess to ride

"Awright, back to the top... everybody twist"

I want a funky little Jewish Princess A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor... So long as she does it with four on the floor

"Vapor-lock"

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights...

Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites

Receptionist of 24/7 Escorts:

Debbie would be perfect for you and she has friends that can join in but unfortunately, she doesn't work today....Only Wednesdays and Fridays.

My Interpretation