This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Joe has just worked himself into
an imaginary frenzy during the fade-out of his imaginary song
He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near. He has realized
at last that imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the mind
of the imaginer.
And ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway? (laugh)...Excuse me...so who gives a fuck anyway? So he goes back to his ugly little room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo...


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Watermelon in Easter Hay Lyrics as written by Frank Vincent Zappa

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    This song has the best damn guitar solo I've ever heard. There is so much feeling and emotion in the playing here...it is easy to overlook it, because the phrasings are subtle, but he's really playing his heart out here.
    BarryKardonon April 12, 2004   Link
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    There really is a lot of emotion in this solo. It's my favorite Zappa piece. I even heard that one of Frank's final wishes was that nobody play this song on stage but his son Dweezil. Just goes to show how strongly he felt about it.
    diabolusmaguson June 05, 2005   Link
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    fuckin great song
    chilldomeon June 06, 2002   Link
  • 0
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    ......fuck.................yeah......................
    gilbagon April 15, 2004   Link
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    Zappa once explained, on a radio brodcast, that the complete title of this song is "Getting this band to play something that sounds like music is like trying to grow a watermelon in Easter hay". Rehersal must have been pretty frutrating that day.
    hairfarmeron November 19, 2004   Link
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    wow. this is really gorgeous. whoda thunk that this could come out of Zappa? Seems like good background music to a sad movie, preferably one with a beach scene.
    pumkinhedon August 10, 2005   Link
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    This song is beautiful, so much emotion on every single note... I agree with diabolusmagus; my favourite Zappa piece, by far. Frank Zappa was, is, and always will be a genius, in my opinion.
    Eliminationon January 18, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    this song is so amazing it's eerie
    lmh82on July 25, 2006   Link
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    the guitar solo is so entrancing. sounds like something you'd have a hot makeout session to. or...other things...
    rockyhorrorrebelon January 06, 2007   Link
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    Incredible!
    gweepson February 06, 2007   Link

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