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You Probably Shouldn't Move Here Lyrics
Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
'bout leaving Californee-ee.
There's riots and there's floods and it's smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ,
are startin' to suck just like a leach.
You're sick of sunshine and surfing,
you've had all the tofu you can take,
well lookee here times-a-wastin',
you just move to the Centennial state!
chorus
Some people think our state is square,
they're wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado's right for me.
Well ridin' on a cow can make you tired,
and it gets a little cold,
"That's true!",
but if y'all could use a little swayin',
here's Val from the W's!
Riding rodeos and square dancing,
you farm like mad all day,
you might think that I'm lying,
shoot listen what my uncle's gotta say!
"I'm an old smelly geezer,
I don't know what rhymes with that,
if you've got a boil you could pick it,
get out of my yard and give me my chicken!"
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
'bout leaving Californee-ee.
There's riots and there's floods and it's smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ,
are startin' to suck just like a leach.
You're sick of sunshine and surfing,
you've had all the tofu you can take,
well lookee here times-a-wastin',
you just move to the Centennial state!
chorus
Some people think our state is square,
they're wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado's right for me.
Well ridin' on a cow can make you tired,
and it gets a little cold,
"That's true!",
but if y'all could use a little swayin',
here's Val from the W's!
Riding rodeos and square dancing,
you farm like mad all day,
you might think that I'm lying,
shoot listen what my uncle's gotta say!
"I'm an old smelly geezer,
I don't know what rhymes with that,
if you've got a boil you could pick it,
get out of my yard and give me my chicken!"
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Colorado is my home - no matter how country-bumpkin we can get, it's my home. I love it.
Please... it you don't like it - LEAVE!
Stop complaining and ruining everything, and move back to your own state >.>
yes.... it snows in june occasionally. we're used to it. we like it.
stop complaining about how cold it gets in the winter... really... i LIKE the cold!
it means hippies are dirty
Can we please get a serious commet here?
I'm Val from the W's thats funny.
This song is something about Colorado their home state, and California.
It's just saying that "my home town is better than your home town".
But it ya'll could use a little swayin', here's some guy we found out in the parking lot!
HHIIIII!