Can't Touch Me

Family Guy

(Hey, that's agaisnt the law, you're coming with me)

Ah ah ah, can't touch me.
Can't touch me

Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two,
I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sew,
I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's cheek,

Can't touch me
Can't touch me
(What in God's name is he doing?)
Can't touch me
(I believe that's the worm)

Stop! Peter time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
Ya, do the Peter Griffiths bump,
Can't touch me

I'm presedential Peter, interns think I'm hot,
Don't care if you're handi-capped, I'll still park in you're spot,
I've been around the world, from Hardvard to Ban Bay,
It's Peter go Peter ontra Peter go Peter,
Let's see Regious rap this way
Can't touch me


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    lol, gotta love family guy...

    tommyhaychon October 08, 2004   Link

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