Can't Touch Me Lyrics
Can't touch me
I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sew,
I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street,
I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's cheek,
Can't touch me
(What in God's name is he doing?)
Can't touch me
(I believe that's the worm)
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump,
Can't touch me
Can't touch me
Ya, do the Peter Griffiths bump,
Can't touch me
Don't care if you're handi-capped, I'll still park in you're spot,
I've been around the world, from Hardvard to Ban Bay,
It's Peter go Peter ontra Peter go Peter,
Let's see Regious rap this way
Can't touch me

its teet not cheek but good job i love this show!!

lol, gotta love family guy...

The lyric should be "from Harford to Back Bay" whoever wrote this is obviously not a New Englander

This is such an awsome song. I mean, the song writting ability, and ingenutity. The music in the background is so "origonal"! Family Guy is the best artist of all time!
I love this show.
See you at the show (Not Family Guy, but The Punk Rawk Show, by MXPX).

I have three accounts!
Pepsi. It's the cola.

I have three accounts!
You suck I don't.

I have three accounts! (and this is proof!)
See you at the punk show.

yey cant touch me

that epsiode was cool

Imagine what it would be like on "Idle Punks" episode "Maynard gets Busted".(Danny): You Know, You're Gonna Have to Pay for that. Maynard: Pfft.. I Can do whatever the fuck I Want. (Walks on the Grass but suddenly Noodles comes in there) (Noodles as a Police Officer): Hey, That's Against the Law, You're Coming with Me!!!
(Maynard): Uh, Uh, Uh. can't touch me. Can't touch me
Ju ju ju ju just like the bad guys, from lethal weapon two, I've got diplimatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti, even jay walk in the street, I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch you're sister's boob,
Can't touch me Can't touch me (Rodger: What the fucking hell name is he doing?) Can't touch me (Dexter: I believe that's the word)
Stop! Maynard time Yo! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out, Don't like it, kiss my Ass, just for a minute let's all do the bump, Can't touch me Can't touch me Ya, do the Maynard Keenan bump, Can't touch me
I'm presedential Maynard, interns think I'm hot, Don't care if you're handicap, I'll still park in you're spot, I've been around the world,from London to Back Bay, It's Peter go Maynard ontra Maynard go Maynard, Let's see Regious rap this way Can't touch me