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Cereal Wars Lyrics

Get up early in the morning
Going to the store
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
Fuckin' store never has the monsters
And they never get more
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war
I hope Sexual Chocolate is in stock
It's got a condom in the box
I'll try some Cocoa Puffs today
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best
They've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Crispies
And always stay away from Wheaties
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store
I had some Urkles, liked 'em a lot
It's the cereal war
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
And then I could try Sugar Bombs
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet
That's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?
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Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I really love this song. It makes me hungry for some cocoa puffs or somethin'. This just might be one of my favorite song of theirs.

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

THE CEREAL WARS HAVE STARTED!

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I think this song is about a lot more than cereal. This song is about commercialism and these giant corperations trying to use fun cartoon charectors, and whatever to swindle you into buying there product so you want more. Example::now it's time for dinner and i'm going back to the store..."" I guess I could have crunch berries for lunch..." Take a hint people!!!!

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I fuckin love that they mention Calvin and Hobbes. Oh and what a transition from fun ass hell hardcore/punk to dark and deadly serious that their music is today.

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

This song is just a fun fun fun song!! its just a load of crap about cereal and it is grrrrrreat!!! no pun intended. plus the bass kicks ass

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

Ah i really like much the newer, darker, AFI that is today AFI. I dunno, song like these one just don't grab me to the heart like today AFI can do it.....Awh, well, everyone's got their opinion!

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I like both the old and new AFI, dont we all? Their lyrics, and music are so great.. but i personally, like their new lyrics better. I agree with CellephaneCoffin there new stuff just grabs me like that.. and this song is super Cause i love cereal. And you should too. heh..

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I agree with Spunker about the deeper meaning of this song. i LOVE the bass in this song it is great! this song puts me in such a great mood whenever i listen too it it kicks ass

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

ohhhhhhh man this song makes me wanna learn bass

Cover art for Cereal Wars lyrics by AFI

I love the intro to this song...and the whole song is pretty funny, I love the mention of Calvin and Hobbes, since that is my all time favorite comic...and the ending line, "Do I look like a fucking squirrel to you?" is just awesome. The whole song is pretty funny.