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Jesus Ranch Lyrics

[young woman, spoken] Want more tomatoes?
[Jack, spoken] I do believe so, yes.
[KG] (groans)
[Jack, spoken] Life on the road, Kage. Life on the road
[Cult Leader, spoken] Hey guys! I got that, uh, wiper fluid for you.

[sung]
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch,
Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato...
It was in the sand, Alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods -
And it's nice outside.
Smells of shit -
Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ra-aaa-aaa-aaanch Jesus Ranch,
Jesus...
I fell in love with a baked potato!
That's when I started to dance, yeah!
In France.
I'm taking a walk in the woods - fuck yeah!
It's nice, very very nice!
Smells of shit -
Glig-a... Ah-Flin-Gliggy-giggy-goo-goo-gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!
And I fly, fly...
Fa-la-la-la-ly Ly Ly!
And I fly, I'm g...o...n...e.

Ah-glig-a-goo-gla-goo-gla-rik-ik-ikidy-doo
Rrr-ga-gung... Glu-ga-gl-glu-ga...
YEAH!
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Um, this song is soooo easy to translate It's about 'shrooms "Jesus Ranch" their harvesting them and the "It's nice outside, Smells of shit" Well, they inly grow in cow shit, that's why the smell makes it a good day. and "flying" and "fell in love with a backed potato....in France?" yeah....it's about someone on 'shrooms

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

this song is awesome...thats all you need to say about this song

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

this as to be the best song ever tenacious d are the fucking best

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

this song is the best ahahha i love the D

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

this is gotta be one of the greatst songs ever Jesus...on a ranch...with dancing potatoes. could we ask for any more? No. yay

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

In one of their episodes they went to a place called "Jesus Ranch" and that's what the song is about. When they say "Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo." and "Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!" and the other stuff, they're talking about some of the farmer's names.

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

i agree wid blinks not gay ur even tho it woz a bit ago lol i also luv this song it fucking rules \m/\m/ tee hee

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

this song is in the movie Bongwater...i highly recommend it

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

They say "Fuck Yea" not "Fuck it"

Cover art for Jesus Ranch lyrics by Tenacious D

i believe when jack sings "Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo." and "Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!" and so on, he is trying to express his love for men, and to clear his throat of excess phlem

 
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