[young woman, spoken] Want more tomatoes?
[Jack, spoken] I do believe so, yes.
[KG] (groans)
[Jack, spoken] Life on the road, Kage. Life on the road
[Cult Leader, spoken] Hey guys! I got that, uh, wiper fluid for you.

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch,
Jesus Ranch.
He was harvesting a big tomato...
It was in the sand, Alright.
I'm taking a walk in the woods -
And it's nice outside.
Smells of shit -
Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly.
And I fly, fly.
It was a big day on Jesus Ra-aaa-aaa-aaanch Jesus Ranch,
I fell in love with a baked potato!
That's when I started to dance, yeah!
In France.
I'm taking a walk in the woods - fuck yeah!
It's nice, very very nice!
Smells of shit -
Glig-a... Ah-Flin-Gliggy-giggy-goo-goo-gweilgo.
I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I...
Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!
And I fly, fly...
Fa-la-la-la-ly Ly Ly!
And I fly, I'm g...o...n...e.

Rrr-ga-gung... Glu-ga-gl-glu-ga...

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    General CommentUm, this song is soooo easy to translate
    It's about 'shrooms
    "Jesus Ranch" their harvesting them and the "It's nice outside, Smells of shit" Well, they inly grow in cow shit, that's why the smell makes it a good day.
    and "flying" and "fell in love with a backed potato....in France?" yeah....it's about someone on 'shrooms
    The Oracleon August 26, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is awesome...thats all you need to say about this song
    francisco1515on August 24, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis as to be the best song ever tenacious d are the fucking best
    XsomepunkXon October 05, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is the best ahahha i love the D
    blinks not gay u ron June 17, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthis is gotta be one of the greatst songs ever
    Jesus...on a ranch...with dancing potatoes.
    could we ask for any more? No.
    ninjamonkeyson March 26, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIn one of their episodes they went to a place called "Jesus Ranch" and that's what the song is about. When they say "Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo." and "Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!" and the other stuff, they're talking about some of the farmer's names.
    Zoneon April 06, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti agree wid blinks not gay ur even tho it woz a bit ago lol i also luv this song it fucking rules \m/\m/ tee hee
    soulpatchrocker01on August 30, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song is in the movie Bongwater...i highly recommend it
    Apropheton September 20, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThey say "Fuck Yea" not "Fuck it"
    The Goofyon January 18, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti believe when jack sings "Glig-a Gwin-Gliggy-Giggy-Goo-Goo-Gweilgo." and "Fa-la-la-la-ly La Ly!" and so on, he is trying to express his love for men, and to clear his throat of excess phlem
    nickybutt23on August 08, 2006   Link

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