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Alright, now seeing how
Seeing how we're in Dallas
We got a special treat for you guys
This little country tune that we wrote
You'll dig it
My daddy was a trucker
Left home when I was three
He fell for some dude in Dallas
Then it was mom and me
She always wanted a daughter
Well, look at what she got
He hit me, beat me, a faggot I ain't
But a real man they say that I'm not
I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So, cowboy, if you're lookin for lovin'
I ain't no queer, go fuck a steer
I think there might be one over there
I drink too much, I smoke too much
And I'm a human waste
I buy a lot of cheap alcohol
But I'll tell ya honey, I really hate the taste
I dress in drag, they call me a fag
But boy, I really don't care
'Cause last night I met your mother, fucker
And I hope ya like to share, 'cause she did
I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So, cowboy, if you're lookin to fight
I ain't no wimp, I scratch and bite
"And I'm gonna kick your ass too"
Queen, queen of the rodeo
Fuck You!
Queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
Seeing how we're in Dallas
We got a special treat for you guys
This little country tune that we wrote
You'll dig it
My daddy was a trucker
Left home when I was three
He fell for some dude in Dallas
Then it was mom and me
She always wanted a daughter
Well, look at what she got
He hit me, beat me, a faggot I ain't
But a real man they say that I'm not
I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So, cowboy, if you're lookin for lovin'
I ain't no queer, go fuck a steer
I think there might be one over there
I drink too much, I smoke too much
And I'm a human waste
I buy a lot of cheap alcohol
But I'll tell ya honey, I really hate the taste
I dress in drag, they call me a fag
But boy, I really don't care
'Cause last night I met your mother, fucker
And I hope ya like to share, 'cause she did
I'm the queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
So, cowboy, if you're lookin to fight
I ain't no wimp, I scratch and bite
"And I'm gonna kick your ass too"
Queen, queen of the rodeo
Fuck You!
Queen, queen of the rodeo
Queen, queen of the rodeo
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I always thought this song was just a way to get a rise out of the homophobes in Oklahoma, or something. Kingofthekats is probably right about someone else writing it, this is much more humorous and lighthearted than most of their stuff. I've only heard the live version of this though. I love where he goes "I ain't no queer, go fuck a steer."