Mike you're lame!
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Mike licked Jake Sullivan's cunt!
C A F B B C D A
Mike cringed at the bad taste!
C A F AA C B D
He got crabs and herpes and seafood and koolaid stuck on his tongue!
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Chorus:
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Mike stabs his own cunt and pops his own cherry
Mike has an octopus inside his cunt-opus that's hairy
Mike you make me want to throw ninja stars at your cunt
It's so damn squishy like a squid stuck in seaweed
Mike's A Total Loser and He's Balder Than A Bagel
- December 30, 2005
- weezerandrosierocks
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