Married life in prison is a lottery
Conditions are dickensian at best
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like you've pissed yourself

Try and tell these people who they're dealing with
All those guys are 57th dan
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Selling out is down to opportunity
Reviewing the reviewers in her sleep
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead

Let's pretend your wallet-chain is functional
Obscurity is not a fucking badge
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
Like your girlfriend's dead


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    General CommentOne of the best songs on the record! This song is called "Reviewing the Reviewers"!
    so_so_anonymouson April 14, 2005   Link
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    General CommentMan, I love this song. I can only guess that it's about posers; music critics in particular.
    wasteofwebspaceon May 07, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIt's wicked isn't it.
    I like the line "All those guys are 57th Dan", a marker to those tossers you meet who go "I'm a black belt in Karate" that you can usually beat up with your little finger.
    xdvron May 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI sincerley hope the "let's pretend your wallet chain is functional" line is a dig at those twats in korn hoodies and baggy jeans though.
    zertrudetrouton September 06, 2005   Link
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    General CommentYep, it's definitely a pointer to trendy twats in the alternative scene that wear band t's/hoodies and think they're cooler than thou.
    xdvron October 09, 2006   Link

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